Getting ready for a new ofhl year
It’s about time Orv starts thinking about compiling “The Napkin,” the OFHL predictive piece tissue that’s been known to start arguments that end with grown, mature men throwing 5-pound syrup-soaked pancakes at each others heads. “The Napkin” has always been a popular topic, however, and has caused so much division that it has spawned a series of counterfeits.
Who can forget, “The Alexander Keith’s coaster,” the “108 GC Score Card,” or even “The Shower Cap,” which Derko managed to scan before using it to cover his half-beer in the fridge. Last year’s “Malibu Bottle” seemed to be a great idea, until we realized the markers used on the bottle were as smeared as one of nFg trade proposals.
Orv will be doing “The Napkin,” again this year and admits it will be tough to pick a winner. But he was willing to submit this group photo of everyone he believes could possibly finish on top.