Last Blast at Haukster Ranch
Game Analysis: (thanks to ex-champ Wendy for the insights)
Fulty: The “44” on his Canucks jersey reminds us of Big Bert, but he played more like Ernie.
Haukster: looked like a mix of Dana Murzyn and Brad Marsh, but with less speed.
T-Man: just imagine how good this kid could have been if he didn’t grab his equipment from the “Share Shed.”
Cordy: looked like John Tonelli; lots of noise & bluster, but at the end of the night the stat line still reads – no goals, no assists.
Vinny: reminded everyone of the Esposito’s; had the hands of Phil, but the skating of Tony.
Derko: Finished every check with, “Hey, I’m a Doctor, and your prostate is fine.”
Orv: his aerial display was the inspiration for the “Hartnell Down” charity website.
EZ: a true ofhl “Iron Man” as he never left the ice once, even though he drank everyone’s beer all night long.