Sidney Crosby’s Long Year Off

Sidney Crosby’s back and doing very well indeed since a concussion forced him to sit out a year of hockey. We look at how he spent his recovery time.

  • Visited Pittsburgh-area children’s hospitals; drooled on the patients
  • Looking up open-mouthed as he felt it beginning to rain; nearly drowning
  • Practiced tying his skates by himself so Mario Lemieux wouldn’t have to do it before every game anymore
  • Wrote out all of the lyrics to the newest Dave Matthews album
  • Often woke from a dream where he was sweating, vomiting, and falling but was relieved to find he was only sweating, vomiting, and convulsing
  • In an effort to stay in shape, ran several miles a day, usually into furniture, a wall, or traffic
  • Was completely surprised to learn an entire year had passed

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Posted on March 26, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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