Week 10 – Finding Niemi

WEEK 10

The trade of Niemi to team Derko seemed to spark the squad, and even though he circumvents the rules by playing a D-Man at Forward (Gary Bettman said it’s OK), DERKO didn’t need any help this week as his guys went crazy and amassed 57 points.  Even Taylor Hall decided to play for Derko this week, and he will need it after Sid took a nasty one in the chops. DERKO how has a 2 point lead over GOJO, with Cordy, Orvy, Erty, & EZ all remaining within striking distance. DERKO likes to say that he has a 2 point lead over the Derko Cup.

Stoos gets the Pick-Up yet again as the Week 10 p/up goes to a lottery again and a “1” is rolled.  T-Man & Rolphy were also in the lotto.  Next week will see the last pick-up awarded.  The Week 9 pick-up was traded from Stoos to Cordy who picked up John Gibson AH.

NHL trading deadline is this week.  OFHL trading deadline is Sunday at Midnight.

POTW

Sure, Niemi’s 12 point week should have given him POTW honors, but after his recent display on the slopes of Timothy, ORV is the winner of the POTW.  Orv claims he tore his calf muscle hitting a 360 off the riser, but witnesses said it was best described as a three-legged dog trying to piss on a tree.  Coincidently, Orv’s mishap falls on the one year anniversary of slicing his big toe wide open seconds after drunkenly slurring “?Donde Esta El Banyo?’ to a very attractive palm tree.

Orv slices toe wide open after too much "Top-Shelf Tequila"

March 2012 – Orv slices toe wide open after too much “Top-Shelf Tequila”

Orv gets free ride down Mt. Timothy.  Thankfully, his previously injured toe was not affected.

March 2013 – Orv gets free ride down Mt. Timothy. Thankfully, his previously injured toe was not affected.

STANDINGS – WEEK 10

TEAM G W L T PTS PWk TP AVG %
Derko 30 21 8 1 43 57 385 38.5 0.717
GoJo 30 20 9 1 41 38 379 37.9 0.683
Cordy 30 17 10 3 37 30 349 34.9 0.617
Orv 30 17 12 1 35 27 377 37.7 0.583
Erty 30 17 12 1 35 39 346 34.6 0.583
EZ 30 16 12 2 34 35 319 31.9 0.567
Vinny 30 13 15 2 28 31 298 29.8 0.467
Fulty 30 12 15 3 27 38 350 35.0 0.450
Haukster 30 11 17 2 24 34 321 32.1 0.400
Rolphy 30 10 19 1 21 26 286 28.6 0.350
T-Man 30 9 21 0 18 26 322 32.2 0.300
Stoos Dog 30 8 21 1 17 26 261 26.1 0.283

 

 

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