Week 11 – Three Weeks Left. Magic Numbers Fulty?

WEEK 11 REVIEW:

It’s getting to the end with D, G, C, & Erty taking up the $$$ Spots. That should make ol’ Whiney-ass a bit happier.  We’d have a better idea who is going to win this thing if Fulty would pull out the calculator he stole from Mr. Kika’s Math 11 class and give us the MAGIC NUMBERS.

HOT: 3-0 weeks for Cordy, Gordy, Derko & Haukster.  Derk is 9-0 in past 3 weeks

COLD: T-Man, EZ, Stoos, & Vinny 0-3.  T-Man is 0-12 in past 4 weeks (insert Supertanker noises here)

PICK-UP: Stoos trades his pick up to Fulty who grabs Goalie Ben Bishop of TBAY. Derko was heard to yell, “Real original, Fulty,” then turned inward to question himself on how he could have missed a goalie.  This weeks pick-up goes to lottery and a “6” is rolled, so the last pick-up for the year goes to ROLPHY.  Use it wisely as it is yours alone — it can’t be traded.

PLAYER OF THE WEEK: POTW honors for this week are shared between the 2 Capitals who have been dogging it for most of the year. Derko’s Ovie and Cordy’s Backstrom each get 9 points.

Washington Capitals' Alex Ovechkin, right, and teammate Nicklas Backstrom leap in the air to body bump after the Capitals defeated the Boston Bruins recently. Backstrom separated his shoulder, broke his ankle, and suffered a grade 1 concussion in the celebration.

Washington Capitals’ Alex Ovechkin, right, and teammate Nicklas Backstrom leap in the air to body bump after the Capitals defeated the Boston Bruins recently. Backstrom separated his shoulder, broke his ankle, and suffered a grade 1 concussion in the celebration.

WEEK 11 STANDINGS – 3 to go

TEAM G W L T PTS PWk TP AVG %
Der-klining 33 24 8 1 49 44 429 39.0 0.742
Go-For it! Cuz you won’t be here next year 33 23 9 1 47 37 416 37.8 0.712
Cortin’disaster with no draft picks in’13 33 20 10 3 43 49 398 36.2 0.652
Ertski in the last $ $pot 33 19 13 1 39 30 376 34.2 0.591
Torn Orv Muscle 33 18 14 1 37 29 406 36.9 0.561
Zwyrz 33 16 15 2 34 30 349 31.7 0.515
Howc 33 14 17 2 30 40 361 32.8 0.455
Filthy Filthy Bosstone 33 13 17 3 29 33 383 34.8 0.439
Vinny Table -1 33 13 18 2 28 23 321 29.2 0.424
ROLlin’ oPHver 33 12 20 1 25 34 320 29.1 0.379
Tea Time or Tee Time? 33 9 24 0 18 26 348 31.6 0.273
Stoos Doggy Dog 33 8 24 1 17 25 286 26.0 0.258

 

 

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