Inaugural Week 1 Complete

The first week of the 22nd OFHL season is underway.  Welcome to the pool, Stifler & JBR. We will all help you through these first few tough weeks (and EZ will email you personally for trades involving your first rounder next year.)

Erty (aka Eli Manning) has taken over officepools this year so any bitching about goalie fight point issues will now be sent his way.  To access the Officepools.com you will need the login & password.  It’s posted on the board.  Access it by clicking Rolphy’s tattoo

puking unicorn 1

Rolphy had a great week with 31 points, but unfortunately he played Derko who had one more point and one more win.

CUT-DOWN DAY

On Nov. 2 (after week 4) we will cut our teams down to 30 players — 13 on the roster, 12 on the bench, and 5 on the prospect list.  Remember the Prospects rules

PROSPECT LIST – the prospect list may include any players who are 23 years or younger on the day they were placed on the list.

  1. On Cut-Down Day, each GM will designate a Prospect List of 5 players maximum
  2. No player may be designated as a Prospect or moved to the Prospect List after Cut-Down Day unless they are acquired through the pick-up
  3. Prospect List player may be activated to the Active Roster or Bench at any time. The player loses their “Prospect” designation for the remainder of the season while on an OFHL roster. If the Bench has 12 or more players, a player must be dropped to make room for the player coming from the Prospect List.
  4. Teams may have more than 5 prospects on their roster during the season, but must cut down to 5 by the pre-draft cut-down day.
  5. The Prospect List may only carry more than 5 players if another Prospect is acquired through a trade.
  6. At the end of each season, Prospects are placed on the regular roster.

SUNPEAKS ’14

The Year of the Rainbow Puking Unicorn wasone of the best drafts ever! No major injuries, almost all GMs paid their fees, and no one had to sleep in the furnace room (except for Rolphy – but HVAC guys are weird that way)

The new issues discussed:

  • the money for this year will be divided up:
    • 1st $190
    • 2nd $130
    • 3rd $90
    • 4th $50
    • 5th $40
  • Any first-time GMs have to be in attendance for their 1st draft
  • Maximum number of GMs allowed in OFHL capped at 14
GoJo hands off the OFHL Champions trophy to 2-time champ Derko

GoJo hands off the OFHL Champions trophy to 2-time champ Derko

The official protestations taking place during the "hand(s)-off" of the nefarious derko cup

The official protestations taking place during the “hand(s)-off” of the nefarious derko cup

PLAYER OF THE WEEK

It could have been Crosby from Team Derko, but that’s too obvious.  No, this week’s honor goes to a newbie on a new team.. Brock Nelson NYI of Team Stifler’s Mom gets the respect of POTW with 6 points.

Brock Nelson does his "Tribute to Freddie Mercury" pose.

Brock Nelson does his “Tribute to Freddie Mercury” pose.

STANDINGS

TEAM G W L T PTS PWk TP AVG %
Derko 3 3 0 0 6 32 32 32.0 1.000
Hauksta 3 3 0 0 6 29 29 29.0 1.000
GoJo 3 3 0 0 6 27 27 27.0 1.000
Cordy 2 2 0 0 4 29 29 29.0 1.000
Rolphy 3 2 1 0 4 31 31 31.0 0.667
Fulty 3 2 1 0 4 28 28 28.0 0.667
Zwirszy 3 2 1 0 4 22 22 22.0 0.667
Eli Manning 3 0 2 1 1 21 21 21.0 0.167
Vinny 3 0 2 1 1 21 21 21.0 0.167
Orv 2 0 2 0 0 17 17 17.0 0.000
Stifler 2 0 2 0 0 17 17 17.0 0.000
T-Man 3 0 3 0 0 17 17 17.0 0.000
JBR 3 0 3 0 0 10 10 10.0 0.000
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