Week 4 – Cut Down Day

CUBS WIN!

GAME 7. AMAZING!

GAME 7. AMAZING! The Curse of the Billy Goat is over!

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The Indians currently have the longest streak in baseball at 68 years. During that stretch they’ve been to the World Series 4 times. The longest drought overall now belongs to the NFL’s Arizona Cardinals at 69 years.

Orv holds the OFHL record at 17 years – if only he could shake the Curse of T-Man calling him a “One-Hit Wonder.”

THE WEEKLY RANT

  • It’s cut-down day.  Each team should be down to 30 players (13 on your active roster, 12 on the bench, 5 on the prospect list)
  • You can activate the prospects to your roster but you must have room (might have to cut a guy)
  • You can go over 5 prospects if you acquire one by trade.
  • Once a prospect is moved off the list he can’t be a prospect again for the rest of the year.
  • How the mighty have fallen! Vinny goes from the perfect week to the stinky week with 15 points.
  • Cordy had the big week with 50 points
  • Fulty’s on top. Cordy & Vinny are 2 back. Rolphy is 3 back.
  • Orv is the bottom-feeder for the 4th straight week so the pick-up goes to a lottery again.
  • Orv gets 1,2,3. R&S get 4,5. Stifler gets 6. And it’s a “1” that is rolled so Orvy gets the week 4 pick-up
  • The Wk 3 pick-up saw R&S take Anthony Beauvillier from the NYI and drop Jimmy “Purple” Hayes.

PLAYER OF THE WEEK

POTW is shared between T-Man’s King Henrik NYR and Cordy’s Crawford CH who earnd garnered 8 points. Also grabbing the emotional POTW is Cubs designated super-fan, Bill Murray for his World Series antics.

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SHRAPNEL

The Province explains why Tryamkin doesn’t want to be sent to the AHL – the busses have no leg room! He’s been talked to by management but those Ruskies are funny. How do you explain this? The Canucks lose back-to-back games against the Oilers and Capitals. Those clubs, as is their prerogative, gloat about their wins on their Instagram accounts. And Tryamkin “likes” both.

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Obviously he’s new to Instagram and just “Likes” everything…

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Habs lose 10-0 to Columbus Fun Facts:

  • Canadiens haven`t been shutout 10-0 or worse since Jan. 4, 1942 (lost 10-0 to Red Wings)
  • Funny what a single game can do: Al Montoya’s statistics entering 10-0 loss: 1.47 GAA, .955 SV%. After: 3.15 GAA, .908 SV%.
  • Al Montoya and Sergei Bobrovsky each made 30 saves in that game. Bobrovsky’s team won 10-0.

Jersey Fouls:

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Valeri Nichushkin, who has 22 penalty minutes in 166 career NHL games, is playing in the KHL this year. He just took on 6-4, 254-pound goon Evgeny Artyukhin in a fight. Not a bad effort. Shame about the uppercut. Sorry EZ. No points for you.

More Boring Sean Monahan Tweets

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STANDINGS

TEAM G W L T PTS PWk TP AVG %
Fulty 12 10 2 0 20 33 127 31.8 0.833
Kmsh 12 9 3 0 18 50 137 34.3 0.750
TV 12 9 3 0 18 15 110 27.5 0.750
Rolphy 12 8 3 1 17 36 117 29.3 0.708
Ertz 12 7 5 0 14 28 114 28.5 0.583
D’Oh 12 7 5 0 14 31 107 26.8 0.583
Zweirsy 12 6 6 0 12 33 118 29.5 0.500
GOjo 12 5 6 1 11 17 108 27.0 0.458
Hauksta 12 5 6 1 11 24 107 26.8 0.458
JbR 12 5 7 0 10 21 97 24.3 0.417
T*Man 12 3 8 1 7 29 95 23.8 0.292
Durand 12 3 8 1 7 20 84 21.0 0.292
Chad & Stimpy 12 2 9 1 5 17 65 16.3 0.208
Geoff 12 2 10 0 4 23 75 18.8 0.167

PARTING SHOT

Ah, Caddyshack. All you ever needed to learn about golf.

Ah, Caddyshack. Bill Murray taught you all you ever needed to know about golf.

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Posted on November 6, 2016, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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