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Week 10 – Rolphy Shines on Sunday

THE WEEK THAT WAS

  • Brent Burns SJ & Eric Staal MN combining for 7 points in the last game of the week was just what Rolphy needed to pull ahead in his head to head match up with Haukster
  • Rolphy took 1st overall for the week with 44.25 points
  • Derko & GoJo also went 3-0
  • Haukster had the 2nd most points (43.75) but ended the week with four guys on the injury list
  • Derko sits in 1st in the standings, 8 points clear of Vinny; Derko also has a huge advantage in Total Player Points as he’s >57 ahead of T-man
  • T-Man jumps up 2 spots to 4th overall
  • GoJo jumps up 3 spots to 9th overall
  • GoJo grabbed Alex Kerfoot CO with the week 9 pick-up
  • The pick-up is a lottery again and a “4” was rolled. That means Stifler gets the week 10 pick-up

PLAYER OF THE WEEK

It should have been Haukster’s Jake Allen who led the OFHL with 10 points…

Jek Allen gets the shut-out. He also decapitates the Wild forward.

It could have been this tender from the German league…

But anyone who fist-bumps themselves has to win POTW. Well played, Kuznetsov.

FROM THE VAULT

Remembering the Goon.

Bob Probert & Andrei Nazarov bring enjoyment to a young Danny Carcillo. It is sad that, these days, too few youngsters get to enjoy these wonderful moments of merriment.

SHRAPNEL

Worst 3rd Jerseys #4 – All the New York Islanders jerseys that weren’t the original.

 

Where did these ideas come from? Safety vests. Basketball jerseys. Captain Highliner.

M&M&M&M

Matt Martin & Mitch Marner get a pick-me-up from Matthews.

STANDINGS

TEAM G W L T PTS PWk TP AVG %
D 30 27 3 0 54 41.00 405.00 40.50 0.900
V 30 23 7 0 46 31.00 327.25 32.73 0.767
H 30 22 8 0 44 43.75 346.50 34.65 0.733
T 30 19 11 0 38 36.50 347.75 34.78 0.633
F 30 19 11 0 38 27.50 345.50 34.55 0.633
E 30 18 11 1 37 35.75 339.25 33.93 0.617
C 30 16 14 0 32 25.00 303.50 30.35 0.533
R 30 16 14 0 32 44.25 295.25 29.53 0.533
G 30 10 19 1 21 39.00 300.25 30.03 0.350
Z 30 10 19 1 21 34.50 287.50 28.75 0.350
J 30 10 20 0 20 16.75 277.75 27.78 0.333
O 30 9 21 0 18 23.25 251.75 25.18 0.300
S 30 5 24 1 11 29.50 240.50 24.05 0.183
& 30 4 26 0 8 25.50 212.50 21.25 0.133

UNTIL NEXT WEEK…

So the results are in and it looks like most of you are good with the OFHL Christmas Banquet being held Dec 23rd at Denny’s 10am. To you Out-of-towners, find a homeless guy and take him to Denny’s. It’ll do your heart good and the conversation will be way better.

Forbes Magazine listed the NHL’s most valuable franchises. See it here.

So it begs the question:

That’s it. Get your shopping done this week. Or don’t. And meet the rest of us on the afternoon of the 24th at the BC Liquor Store.

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OFHL Regular $eason Ends; Playoffs Begin

REGULAR SEASON WRAP

  • Season ends with Cordy taking the Championship with a 0.813 winning percentage; 2nd highest since his 0.827 16 years ago.
  • Rolphy ended solidly in 2nd and gets to enjoy the Derko Cup all of next year. We expect to see it adorn one of the Horizons HVAC vans ripping around the Cariboo.
  • With Cordy wrapping up the OFHL Championship last weekend, there was really only one race left to decide: the Third Place money.

3st

  • In the end, Fulty stretched his lead over Derko in the final week and grabbed 3rd spot and the extra $40.
  • T-Man rounded out the 5th & final $ spot. It should be noted that T-Man finished ahead of Derko in player points. Just sayin’.
  • EZ jumped 2 spots in the final week to grab top loser spot and the last lottery spot (which actually belongs to  T-Man)
  • Stifler bests JBR in the Battle of Expansion Cousins
  • Orv finished 2nd last but that just means he will likely get a great lottery pick this yea… wait…what? He traded that pick to T-Man? Oh. Nevermind.
  • A more detailed wrap-up of each GMs season will be released at year end.

FINAL STANDINGS

TEAM G W L T PTS PWk TP AVG %
1. Cordy $200 72 58 13 1 117 29 843 35.1 0.813
2. Rolphy $140 72 53 16 3 109 32 786 32.8 0.757
3. Fulty $100 72 48 20 4 100 44 778 32.4 0.694
4. Derko $60 72 48 24 0 96 29 733 30.5 0.667
5. T-Man $40 72 41 28 3 85 34 735 30.6 0.590
6. eZ 72 37 33 2 76 33 731 30.5 0.528
7. Haukster 72 36 34 2 74 30 686 28.6 0.514
8. Vinny 72 36 35 1 73 29 669 27.9 0.507
9. GoJo 72 30 38 4 64 27 647 27.0 0.444
10. Erty 72 29 40 3 61 34 615 25.6 0.424
11. Stifler 72 24 45 3 51 30 605 25.2 0.354
12. JBR 72 19 49 4 42 27 571 23.8 0.292
13. Orv 72 18 51 3 39 23 551 23.0 0.271
14. R&S 72 10 61 1 21 23 456 19.0 0.146

PLAYERS OF THE YEAR

Here are the leaders in each category:

Rookie: Matthews TO (Vinny) & Laine WPG (Stifler) 61 points

Vet: Zetterberg DT (Vinny) 62 pts

Forward: McDavid ED (Stifler) 88 pts

D-Man: Burns SJ (Rolphy) 99 pts

And for the 2nd year in a row…

Goal: Holtby WS (Rolphy) 100 pts

Holtby could have been a 3-peater if not for falling to Carey Price back in 2014-15

The Napkin Re-visited

It looked like the napkin would have some validity early in the season, but predicting the final standings of 14 teams seven months before the conclusion is tough work. While the prediction of finish within the top two tiers was relatively close, the bottom tier was almost perfect.

One thing is clear with this prediction business, time spent on the toilet is not directly proportional to your powers of prognostication.

LET THE PLAYOFFS BEGIN!

  • Playoffs will run for the last two weeks of the NHL season
  • Teams will continue to submit weekly rosters for duration of the playoffs
  • Total points for all playoff weeks used to determine playoff winners
  • Playoffs will be tiered based on OFHL regular season final standings
  1. Tier one – all teams that finished in the money at the end of the regular season – Cordy, Rolphy, Fulty, Derko, & T-Man
  2. Tier two- those teams that finished out of the money but not in the bottom 4 – eZ, Haukster, Vinny, GoJo, Erty
  3. Tier three – the bottom 4 teams in regular season – Stifler, JBR, Orv, Ren & Stimpy

The winners of each playoff tier will win the following

  • Tier one – a draft pick at the end of the 5th round in the next year
  • Tier two – a draft pick at the end of the 4th round in the next year
  • Tier three – a draft pick at the end of the 3rd round in the next year

Turn your sound on to really enjoy this… or just imagine Vinny saying “Playoffs?” thirty times.

That’s it boys! Another great season. Let the playoffs begin!

Week 19

Get ready for Week 19 wrap-up with the best pre-game hype ever. NSFW

THE WEEK IN BULLETS

  • Derko & Fulty have big week with 36
  • D, F, C, R, & T all go 3-0
  • T-Man & Haukster swap places again this week with T jumping 2 spots and H falling 2
  • Orv drops to 13th; JBR jumps up to 12th
  • Pick up for this week: R&S 123, Orv 45, and JBR 6….it’s a “1” so R&S get the pick-up for this week.
  • R&S pick-up former OHL scoring phenom Kevin Labanc SJ & cut Riley Sheahan DT
  • 2 more weeks with the pick-up
  • OFHL Trading Deadline is Sunday, March 5th, midnight.

PLAYER OF THE WEEK: 4-WAY TIE

8 points for  EZ’s goalie John Gibson AH, and Stifler’s rookie Patrik Laine WP, as well as T-Man’s Robin Lehner BF (aka “The Mad Trapper.”)

lehner

Also, Brent Burns…again getting 8 points

How good is Brent Burns this year?

Ranking goals by each teams d-men. Burns' goals shown as red bar.

Ranking goals by each teams d-men. Burns’ goals shown as red bar. He’s now up to 27 goals & 91 OFHL points!

COACH OF THE WEEK

Claude Julien was on the move this week.  Coaching is a tough gig. Makes you lose your hair.

Hair....he used to have hair.

SHRAPNEL

Jersey Fouls

Kyle Clifford's nickname or it's actually "Jim" from "The Office"

Kyle Clifford’s nickname or it’s actually “Jim” from “The Office”

With all due respect, "Stay Classy Winnipeg!"

With all due respect, “Stay Classy Winnipeg!”

From the Olympic Memorabilia Auction:

Guys like Mike Richter, Brian Leetch, Tony Granato and Kevin Stevens got these rings as members of the U.S. hockey team for Calgary in 1988 (est. $1,500). Pretty fancy piece of jewelry for a team that finished seventh.

Guys like Mike Richter, Brian Leetch, Tony Granato and Kevin Stevens got these rings as members of the U.S. hockey team for Calgary in 1988 (est. $1,500). Pretty fancy piece of jewelry for a team that finished seventh.

Williams Lake Craft Beer Fest 2017

Great time this past weekend with lots of OFHL GMs in attendance. Ren & Stimpy’s plan to trade with an inebriated  Orv, Erty & JBR back-fired as they themselves imbibed heavily.

Top beer of the night? Take it from Orv whose Untappd notes on the Four Winds Apparition read: “Enjoyed. Mild sour and grapefruit notes. 4.25/5”

apparition

STANDINGS

TEAM G W L T PTS PWk TP AVG %
C 57 49 8 0 98 34 658 34.6 0.860
R 57 43 12 2 88 33 625 32.9 0.772
D 57 40 17 0 80 36 599 31.5 0.702
F 57 38 17 2 78 36 607 31.9 0.684
T 57 30 25 2 62 32 554 29.2 0.544
V 57 30 26 1 61 28 535 28.2 0.535
H 57 29 26 2 60 19 537 28.3 0.526
G 57 26 28 3 55 20 517 27.2 0.482
Z 57 26 30 1 53 30 576 30.3 0.465
E 57 22 34 1 45 21 465 24.5 0.395
S 57 17 38 2 36 27 460 24.2 0.316
J 57 15 40 2 32 30 436 22.9 0.281
O 57 14 40 3 31 17 439 23.1 0.272
& 57 9 47 1 19 22 343 18.1 0.167

PARTING SHOT

Spring is coming. It was so nice in Quesnel last week that Vinny got the bike out.  Result below:

Get back on that horse! No harm done.

That’s it! Five Weeks to end of Regular Season.

Week 15 – Coach Category confirmed for 2017-18

Starting off…

Just as 1980’s US President Ronald Reagan was known for his “Reaganomics,” Donald J. Trump has quickly become known for his “Trumpamatics.” It’s a form of mathematics that seems to have quickly caught on with Americans, as evidenced by the Dallas Stars scoreboard last night.

from the vinnyfiles

from the vinnyfiles

Coach Category voting is complete. Thanks for all of your responses. Here is a breakdown of the questions asked:

  1. Point Value? It will be 1.5 points per win. 43% of you voted for 1.5. (not a majority, but it was the favorite option)
  2. Weekly Interchangeable? Yes. 86% in favour.
  3. Add a roster spot to the Bench? Yes. 86%
  4. Trade-able? Yes. 86%
  5. UFA status? Yes. 79%

Other items to arise from the vote:

  • Coach category is a poopy idea.
  • Are we going to draft more players/coaches on draft day?
  • Does this mean we are only going to drop one player at cut-down day?
  • Trade-able? That’s stupid. This is supposed to reflect the NHL. How many NHL coaches get traded?
  • Coaches should be UFAs at age 55.
  • One GM voted under the influence of Tequila
  • The kmsh is a communist for hiding the results. He will just release what he wants to further his twisted agenda.

THE WEEK IN BULLETS

  • Big week to Derko with 48
  • He goes 3-0, as do Rolphy & Cordy
  • Only T-Man moves up this week as he jumps into 8th.
  • There’s only one point between T-Man and EZ now. It makes the “Yakapov Gamble” all the more compelling. (check T-man & Cordy’s Oct 8th trade for reference)
  • Fulty used his 3rd rounder to grab last week’s pick-up from R&S. He grabbed Jake Guentzel from PT
  • It’s another lottery….. a “3” is rolled and it goes to R&S again
  • Only 6 more pick-ups left
  • OFHL trade deadline is the Sunday after the NHL’s (which is mid-week this year for some reason)

PLAYER OF THE WEEK

Could have been Nino Niederreiter, just don’t check out his hockeydb site.

The New Cougarlife? Rolphy recruiting Arabs now?

The New Cougarlife? Rolphy recruiting Arabs now?

The POTW is shared by two goalies. Thomas Greiss NYI for Team Stifler, and Mike Condon OT for Team R&S each had 9 points. Well done, newbies.

Greiss had 2 shit-outs and an OTL

Greiss had 2 shut-outs and an OTL

"Super Gingy" Mike Condon also had 2 wins, a SO, and a OTL. Even with careful spelling it's difficult to convince Google that a prophylactic doesn't play goal for the Sens.

“Super Gingy” Mike Condon also had 2 wins, a SO, and a OTL. Even with careful spelling it’s difficult to convince Google that a prophylactic doesn’t play goal for the Sens.

HOCKEY CARD OF THE WEEK

falloon_frontfalloon_back

Farmer-boy had WHL seasons of 124 & 138 points with the Spokane Chiefs, went 2nd overall in 1991, had a 59 point rookie season with the Sharks, and it was all downhill after that.

The 1991 draft saw Lindros go #1, Scott Niedermayer go #3, Forsberg go #6, Naslund #16. None of them are farming today.

SHRAPNEL

Of Valeri, Vladimir, & Pavel, which one has their name on the Stanley Cup?

Valeri, Vladimir, & Pavel. Which one has their name on the Stanley Cup?

The answer is  Vladimir. Conditioning coach with the Devils in 2003. Also engraved on the 2003 cup is Jeff Friesen’s middle name. Daryl. Because….?

Check out his story on HOMETOWN HOCKEY

Jersey Fouls

torts

This might be one of us next year if Torts is our Coach Category stud.

Sabres fans have a hard time identifying with players.

Sabres fans have a hard time identifying with players.

STANDINGS

TEAM

G

W

L

T

PTS

PWk

TP

AVG

%

C 45 38 7 0 76 39 523 34.9 0.844
R 45 34 9 2 70 42 492 32.8 0.778
F 45 30 13 2 62 36 479 31.9 0.689
D 45 31 14 0 62 48 472 31.5 0.689
V 45 26 18 1 53 30 444 29.6 0.589
G 45 22 21 2 46 31 422 28.1 0.511
Z 45 22 22 1 45 32 455 30.3 0.500
T 45 21 22 2 44 34 422 28.1 0.489
H 45 21 22 2 44 34 415 27.7 0.489
E 45 19 25 1 39 22 382 25.5 0.433
O 45 12 30 3 27 28 360 24.0 0.300
S 45 12 32 1 25 38 351 23.4 0.278
J 45 9 34 2 20 28 344 22.9 0.222
& 45 8 36 1 17 29 274 18.3 0.189

PARTING SHOT

Gotta love Chewbacca & Jumbo

That’s it. Short week. Enjoy Ignore the All-Star Weekend. Spend time with your family.

Week 9 – Baby, It’s Cold Outside!

Thought we’d start off with a Christmas Carol courtesy of Facebook profiles:

christmas

Good News: Craig Cunningham is getting better 

THE WEEK IN BULLETS

  • Lots of goals, shut-outs, and fights this week so point totals were high.
  • EZ led the way with 47 points and is now on a 6-0 run
  • EZ had four players register at least 6 points.
  • T-Man and Cordy had the 2nd best weeks with 42 points and both went 3-0
  • Derko had the 3rd best week with 39 points, yet went 1-2; Orv had the 2nd worst week with 24 points and also went 1-2
  • Haukster is on a 12-3 run; Vinny is on a 9-3 run; Cordy’s on a 9-0 run.
  • T-Man and Haukster each moved up one spot in this weeks standings
  • Lots of injuries as well: GoJo & Orv each had two red + signs
  • Ren & Stimpy record their first win in 7 weeks
  • Pick-up for this week goes to a lottery again: R&S get 1-3, Stif gets 4 & %, and Orv gets 6….. and it is a “4” meaning Stifler gets the pick-up again this week.

PLAYER OF THE WEEK

Lots of big weeks; Voracek (Derko) & Karlsson (Cordy) led the way with 9 points each, Holtby (Rolphy) had 8, and Hamilton (T-Man) and Darling (R&S) each had 7…..but the POTW has to go to Shayne Gostisbehere. Anybody who gets a beer named after them is POTW hands-down!

ghostbeer

It’s out of Conshohocken Brewing in Pennsylvania. Road Trip, Erty?

SHRAPNEL

NHL Droughts – Quick look at some NHL droughts…

drought

SOME OFHL DROUGHTS OF NOTE:

  • Active OFHL Cup drought: 12 years – VINNY
  • Active OFHL being in the money drought: 12 years – VINNY
  • Longest time since he had his own 1st round pick: 6 years – T-MAN
  • Longest time since he’s locked himself in a bathroom at the draft: Never – Every GM except for DERKO
  • Longest time since he’s fallen down stairs at the draft: Never – Every GM except for ORV

falling

It’s slow to start, but once it gets going these minor leaguers toss’em….

Hi- Fives! Ahh, Goons. Man, I miss those guys. And kudos to the linesmen for letting them go. The NHL’s Concussion Protocol is just one more nail in the coffin for fighting.

What's the Concussion Protocol for this?

What’s the Concussion Protocol for this?

STANDINGS

TEAM

G

W

L

T

PTS

PWk

TP

AVG

%

C 27 23 4 0 46 42 308 34.2 0.852
R 27 18 7 2 38 33 273 30.3 0.704
F 27 18 8 1 37 34 282 31.3 0.685
V 27 18 9 0 36 31 270 30.0 0.667
H 27 17 9 1 35 32 268 29.8 0.648
D 27 16 11 0 32 39 268 29.8 0.593
E 27 14 12 1 29 29 250 27.8 0.537
G 27 13 12 2 28 28 250 27.8 0.519
Z 27 13 14 0 26 47 265 29.4 0.481
T 27 10 16 1 21 42 245 27.2 0.389
J 27 8 19 0 16 22 214 23.8 0.296
O 27 8 19 0 16 24 198 22.0 0.296
S 27 5 21 1 11 26 194 21.6 0.204
& 27 3 23 1 7 25 141 15.7 0.130

PARTING SHOT

dennys

Remember, Dec 24th is the OFHL Breakfast Banquet, 10:30 @ Denny’s. Bring a player to swap for the Christmas Gift Exchange. Here is last year’s player swap:

CORDY trades Clendening PT for Wilson NS
ROLPHY Gagner PH Jarnkrok NS
EZ u-Miller VN v-M.Smith AZ
TMAN v-M.Smith AZ C.Smith NS
VINNY Scrivens MT Gagner PH
ERTY Semin CR Scrivens MT
GOJO Wilson NS Clendening PT
ORV Jarnkrok NS Semin CR
STIFLER Methot  OT u-Miller VN
JBR C.Smith NS Methot  OT


Who knows? You might end up with the next "Brent Burns."

Who knows? You could end up with Brent Burns.

That’s it boys. Have a good week and keep warm.