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Playoffs Week 1 – Halftime!

PLAYOFFS

Week 1 is over with one more to go.

Tier 1 – Thee Top Dogs Division

All teams that finished in the money at the end of the regular season – Cordy, Rolphy, Fulty, Derko, & T-Man. They are playing for a draft pick at the end of the 5th round 2017. Here are the stats after week 1.

TEAM PTS
Derko 41
T-Man 40
Fulty 39
Rolphy 34
Cordy 28

Tier 2 – The Vinny Table Division

Consists of those teams that finished out of the money but not in the bottom 4 – eZ, Haukster, Vinny, GoJo, Erty. They are playing for a pick at the end of the 4th round.

Week 1 stats.

TEAM PTS
Haukster 38
GoJo 35
eZ 34
Vinny 34
Erty 28


Tier 3 – The Bottom Feeders Division

Is that JBR in the front after week 1? That’s a very fetching clutch.

The bottom 4 teams in regular season – Stifler, JBR, Orv, Ren & Stimpy. They are playing for a pick at the end of the 3rd round.

TEAM PTS
JBR 44
Orv 33
R&S 26
Stifler 17

JBR is all over this. Stifler isn’t.

SHRAPNEL

This past week was the 20 Year Anniversary of the Last Great Line Brawl between the Avs and the Red Wings. It was the get-back-at-Claude-Lemieux-for-his-cheap-shot-on-Kris-Draper game. It had it all. Legends wrestling, Sucker punches, Goalie fights, a Flying Shanahan… Watch the grainy video and think of simpler times.

And what was the result of all this? 22 penalty minutes. No suspensions. No game misconducts. Neither goalie ejected. McCarty even came back to score the winner on Patrick Roy late in the game. Good fun.

OFHL DRAFT 2017

The Lottery Draft was held on Friday and here were the odds:

  • R&S – 20%
  • Tman  (from Orv) – 17.8%
  • JBR – 15.6%
  • Stiler – 13.3%
  • Erty – 11.1%
  • GoJo – 8.9%
  • Vinny – 6.7%
  • Haukster – 4.4%
  • Tman (from eZ via Cordy) – 2.2%

Side note: Fulty’s motion that you must be present to win was debated. It was agreed to hold off the vote for this motion until after the lotto pick had been made

And the result was:

Erty (at 11.1% chance) won the lottery

He was pretty pumped!

If Erty leaves the pool, T-Man (from Orv) gets the #1 pick.

This will be the highest pick for Erty since ’12 when he grabbed Galchenyuk MT #3.

Denny’s Christmas Gift Exchange Revisited

Remember the Christmas Player Exchange at Denny’s? No? Here’s a breakdown of the the players traded, their points since Christmas, and their new team.

PLAYER  POINTS SINCE CHRISTMAS NEW TEAM DUMPED BY
Chara BOS 22 JBR Orv
Jokinen FLA 21 T-Man Fulty
Ladd NYI 20 Fulty Haukster
Edler VAN 19 Stifler GoJo
Boedker SJ 16 Cordy Rolphy
Ceci OTT 14 GoJo EZ
Grigorenko COL 11 Rolphy JBR
Hudler DAL 9 Erty T-Man
Bjugstad FLA 9 R&S Stifler
Stralman TB 7 Orv Erty
Kulikov BUF 6 Haukster Derko
Garrison TB 4 Vinny R&S
Yakupov STL 2 EZ Cordy
Rubtsov PHI 0 Derko Vinny

JBR had the top point-getter (Chara with 22 since Christmas)

Cordy had the biggest jump (got Boedker, dropped Yakupov = gain of 14pts)

Orv had the biggest drop (got Stralman, dropped Chara = drop of 15pts)

But did it really matter? Or was it just kinda fun? Or could Grigorenko be the next Brent Burns?

PARTING SHOT

March Madness wraps up on Monday night with Gonzaga Bulldogs up against North Carolina. Go Zags!

GO ZAGS! From the members of the Men’s Twist Hockey Team, Class of 2004. (Cordy had too many mimosas at the Pre-Grad Brunch)

So that’s it! The last Sunday night that you have to stop the family movie while you go put in your roster, and then can’t decide between the superstar who plays one game, or the plug who plays five. Enjoy the REAL playoffs.

Week 17 – SuperBow”L”

Broncos win; learned lesson from beat-down by Seahawks 2 years ago; and still Erty thinks the refs are out to make sure a white guy gets the trophy….

Hey, Von Miller – SuperBowl 50 MVP – Do you wanna be rich?

SOUNDTRACK OF THE OFHL

RAMBLINGS

  • Things got a little tighter up top the standings as Cordy went 0-3, while Fulty, Derko, & Rolphy went 3-0
  • Nice to see JBR & Durand start to put together some wins; both are 3-2-1 in the last 2 weeks
  • No one else moved up or down in the standings this week
  • Stifler falls back to last but gets the week 17 pick-up
  • Who’s Hot: Fulty 8-0 run; Rolphy 7-2
  • Who’s Not: Vinny 1-8; GoJo 2-6-1

40 years ago today…. Darryl Sittler’s 10 point night. Read about it here.

The final tally: Leafs 11, Sittler 10, Bruins 4

The final tally: Leafs 11, Sittler 10, Bruins 4. Bruins coach Don Cherry, on his choice for goalie that night, “Davey Reece was going to jump in front of a train and end his life after that game. The train went 5-hole on him.”

Dobber rumor mill reported that Radulov & Kovalchuk are contemplating returns to the NHL. Awesome! We can look forward to more of this.

Well that escalated quickly!

Well that escalated quickly!

GET TO KNOW ME!

Time to get to know your OFHL Franchises. This week’s spotlight…. TEAM ERTY

  • 7th season of operation
  • 1st season: 2009-2010 (0.120 winning %)
  • Worst finish: 11th (last) 2009-2010
  • Best finish: 4th in 2013 (0.607 %)
  • 1st ever draft pick: Semyon Varlamov WS, 7th overall 2009 draft (grabbed Leino with his next pick….)
  • Highest picks: 3rd overall – Landeskog CO in 2011, and Galchenyuk MT in 2012
  • Best late pick: Brian Elliot 14th rd, 2009
  • Weirdest pick: Jyrki Jokipakka DL 2014 (Who? How do you spell that?)
  • 1st pick-up: Grabner VN
  • 1st trade: Traded his 1st & 6th in 2010 draft to GoJo for Lupul AH, Morrow DL, Grabovski TO, & Gilroy NI. (That 1st rounder ended up being a 1st overall — Cordy used it to grab Taylor Hall ED. The 6th rder was  was Gudbranson FL)
  • Team logo:
40 Bucks (in Canadian Tire money)

That’s 40 Bucks (in Canadian Tire money)

POTW

Derko rode the Penguins wave as Crosby & his new acquire Letang each notched 8 points.

Sid & Tanger embrace after getting word of being co-POTWs

Sid & Tanger embrace after getting word of being co-POTWs

No wonder Jagr still loves the game.

OMAHA!

OMAHA!

STANDINGS

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Week 12 – Holiday Edition

RAMBLINGS

Despite fewer games, Fulty had a solid week (34pts), while Stifler brought up the back-end (9pts)

Fulty is on a 14-0 run (and doing it with 3 Oilers!)

After a rough start, Erty is quietly going about his business

T-Man fit to be tied: 5 ties this year; just like an EPL team

TRADES & TRANSACTIONS

Lots of players moving around this week:

  • Fasth ED goes to JBR (your goaltending situation just got worse!)
  • Hodgson BF goes to Fulty (still not too late for Cody, but Orv and the Sabres might have wrecked him)
  • T-Man adds a top 6 player in Spooner BO (top 6 in the AHL)
  • Orv grabbed Campbell FL to solidify age his defence
  • Bouwmeester ST naturally went to Team Holland and switches from Blues to Oranje
  • Colborne CY takes his rich-boy act to Haukster
  • Sproul DT gives Vinny a young player that is ready to crack Detroit’s roster (in 2021)
  • Rynnas DL goes to Fulty…..and the song remains the same
  • Martin PT goes to Cordy.  Vinny lauds the trade as “Cordy gets a role player. And that role is ‘Player-to-be-cut.'”
  • Rolphy “sent a message” in releasing and re-selecting Smith-Pelley-Smith AH.

TRADE: T-Man sends Trochek FL & 5th in ’16 to Rolphy for Kuemper MN

  • ANALYSIS: Lose-Lose-Win — Kuemper might be a decent goalie, but The Wild have a habit of cursing their goalies with various maladies (Backstrom, Harding), plus, they have no museums (Bryzgalov).  Trochek is a decent centreman but he’s buried in the depth chart behind 4 C’s who are his age or younger.  The only win here is the 5th, which Rolphy has traditionally used to pick up such players as Orlov, Henrique, & Dickenson (Angie)

TRADE: Orv trades Pietrangelo ST, 2nd ’16, and C’s 5th ’16 to Cordy for JJohnson CBJ, Barrie CO & 5th ’15

  • ANALYSIS: Win-Win — (see below)
Post-handshake Celebration

Post-handshake Celebration

PICK-UP

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JBR grabbed Russian WJC tender Ilya Sorokin NYI and gets the pick-up again this week.

POTW

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Rolphy’s Holtby (coolest goalie in hockey) gets 6 points this week.

WJC/OFHL ROSTERS

Haukster

  • Canada – Duclair, Nurse, Bowey
  • US – DeAngelo
  • Finland – Kapanen
  • Czech – Pasternak

Fulty

  • Canada – Theodore, Ritchie
  • Sweden – Nylander
  • Russia – Barbashev

Derko

  • Canada – Fabbri, Morrissey
  • Czech – Vrana

Cordy

  • Canada – Domi
  • US – Demko

EZ

  • US – Milano, Tuch

T-Man

  • Russia – Goldobin
  • Finland – Honka

Vinny

  • Swiss – Fiala
  • Denmark – Ehlers

Orv

  • Canada – Reinhart

Erty

  • Canada – Virtanen

Stifler

  • Canada – Lazar

JBR

  • Russia – Sorokin

Gojo & Rolphy

  • Spa date

STANDINGS

TEAM G W L T PTS PWk TP AVG % ThisWk Past4Wk
Cordy 34 29 4 1 59 24 402 33.5 0.868 2-1 10-2
Fulty 34 28 6 0 56 34 417 34.8 0.824 3-0 11-0
Derko 33 23 10 0 46 24 400 33.3 0.697 1-1 6-5
Rolphy 33 19 13 1 39 23 332 27.7 0.591 2-1 8-3
Vinny 34 17 14 3 37 17 347 28.9 0.544 1-2 7-5
Erty 34 18 15 1 37 27 309 25.8 0.544 3-0 10-2
Haukster 34 17 16 1 35 19 321 26.8 0.515 1-1-1 1-10-1
eZ 33 17 16 0 34 10 301 25.1 0.515 1-2 5-6
Orv 33 14 17 2 30 22 306 25.5 0.455 2-1 4-5-2
T-man 34 10 19 5 25 19 304 25.3 0.368 1-1-1 4-5-2
GoJo 33 11 21 1 23 20 308 25.7 0.348 1-2 3-8
Stifler 33 4 29 0 8 9 200 16.7 0.121 0-3 1-10
JBR 34 3 30 1 7 15 191 15.9 0.103 0-3 1-10-1

Week 6 – ‘Erty Dancin’

RAMBLINGS

Erty finally has a decent week: 39 points!  Enough to go 3-0.  That’s more wins in one week than he’s had in the first 5 weeks of the season.  Everyone of his roster players registered a point. Fulty finished one point back (38) of Erty, but just happened to be playing Ertel.

JBR used his week 5 pick-up to grab Travis Sanheim (Philly 1st rounder ’14) This week’s Pick-up goes to JBR again, but since this would be his 3rd in a row, it has to go to lottery.  Lottery Rules require a role of the die with the pick going to JBR if a 1, 2, or 3 are rolled; it goes to Stifler if a 4 or 5 are rolled; and if a 6th is rolled it goes to Erty.  And the impartial thrower tossed a “6” so Erty gets the pick.

Tight up top as the separation between 1st (Cordy) and 5th (Haukster) is just one good week.

Lots of ties this week as T-Man, Orv, Rolphy, & Vinny were crammed in a 25 point log-jam……OMAHA!

POTW – Price gets the POTW honors with 8 points.

Patrick Roy talked to the posts; Price talks to the crossbar.

Patrick Roy talked to the posts; Price talks to the crossbar.

STANDINGS

TEAM G W L T PTS PWk TP AVG %
C 16 14 2 0 28 35 200 33.3 0.875
D 17 13 4 0 26 29 216 36.0 0.765
F 17 12 5 0 24 38 202 33.7 0.706
Z 17 12 5 0 24 31 161 26.8 0.706
H 16 11 5 0 22 21 176 29.3 0.688
R 17 9 7 1 19 25 164 27.3 0.559
V 17 8 7 2 18 25 170 28.3 0.529
G 16 7 8 1 15 27 162 27.0 0.469
T 17 5 9 3 13 25 161 26.8 0.382
O 16 6 10 0 12 25 158 26.3 0.375
E 17 5 11 1 11 39 137 22.8 0.324
J 17 1 16 0 2 19 98 16.3 0.059
S 16 1 15 0 2 11 88 14.7 0.063

Inaugural Week 1 Complete

The first week of the 22nd OFHL season is underway.  Welcome to the pool, Stifler & JBR. We will all help you through these first few tough weeks (and EZ will email you personally for trades involving your first rounder next year.)

Erty (aka Eli Manning) has taken over officepools this year so any bitching about goalie fight point issues will now be sent his way.  To access the Officepools.com you will need the login & password.  It’s posted on the board.  Access it by clicking Rolphy’s tattoo

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Rolphy had a great week with 31 points, but unfortunately he played Derko who had one more point and one more win.

CUT-DOWN DAY

On Nov. 2 (after week 4) we will cut our teams down to 30 players — 13 on the roster, 12 on the bench, and 5 on the prospect list.  Remember the Prospects rules

PROSPECT LIST – the prospect list may include any players who are 23 years or younger on the day they were placed on the list.

  1. On Cut-Down Day, each GM will designate a Prospect List of 5 players maximum
  2. No player may be designated as a Prospect or moved to the Prospect List after Cut-Down Day unless they are acquired through the pick-up
  3. Prospect List player may be activated to the Active Roster or Bench at any time. The player loses their “Prospect” designation for the remainder of the season while on an OFHL roster. If the Bench has 12 or more players, a player must be dropped to make room for the player coming from the Prospect List.
  4. Teams may have more than 5 prospects on their roster during the season, but must cut down to 5 by the pre-draft cut-down day.
  5. The Prospect List may only carry more than 5 players if another Prospect is acquired through a trade.
  6. At the end of each season, Prospects are placed on the regular roster.

SUNPEAKS ’14

The Year of the Rainbow Puking Unicorn wasone of the best drafts ever! No major injuries, almost all GMs paid their fees, and no one had to sleep in the furnace room (except for Rolphy – but HVAC guys are weird that way)

The new issues discussed:

  • the money for this year will be divided up:
    • 1st $190
    • 2nd $130
    • 3rd $90
    • 4th $50
    • 5th $40
  • Any first-time GMs have to be in attendance for their 1st draft
  • Maximum number of GMs allowed in OFHL capped at 14
GoJo hands off the OFHL Champions trophy to 2-time champ Derko

GoJo hands off the OFHL Champions trophy to 2-time champ Derko

The official protestations taking place during the "hand(s)-off" of the nefarious derko cup

The official protestations taking place during the “hand(s)-off” of the nefarious derko cup

PLAYER OF THE WEEK

It could have been Crosby from Team Derko, but that’s too obvious.  No, this week’s honor goes to a newbie on a new team.. Brock Nelson NYI of Team Stifler’s Mom gets the respect of POTW with 6 points.

Brock Nelson does his "Tribute to Freddie Mercury" pose.

Brock Nelson does his “Tribute to Freddie Mercury” pose.

STANDINGS

TEAM G W L T PTS PWk TP AVG %
Derko 3 3 0 0 6 32 32 32.0 1.000
Hauksta 3 3 0 0 6 29 29 29.0 1.000
GoJo 3 3 0 0 6 27 27 27.0 1.000
Cordy 2 2 0 0 4 29 29 29.0 1.000
Rolphy 3 2 1 0 4 31 31 31.0 0.667
Fulty 3 2 1 0 4 28 28 28.0 0.667
Zwirszy 3 2 1 0 4 22 22 22.0 0.667
Eli Manning 3 0 2 1 1 21 21 21.0 0.167
Vinny 3 0 2 1 1 21 21 21.0 0.167
Orv 2 0 2 0 0 17 17 17.0 0.000
Stifler 2 0 2 0 0 17 17 17.0 0.000
T-Man 3 0 3 0 0 17 17 17.0 0.000
JBR 3 0 3 0 0 10 10 10.0 0.000