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Playoffs Week 1 – Halftime!

PLAYOFFS

Week 1 is over with one more to go.

Tier 1 – Thee Top Dogs Division

All teams that finished in the money at the end of the regular season – Cordy, Rolphy, Fulty, Derko, & T-Man. They are playing for a draft pick at the end of the 5th round 2017. Here are the stats after week 1.

TEAM PTS
Derko 41
T-Man 40
Fulty 39
Rolphy 34
Cordy 28

Tier 2 – The Vinny Table Division

Consists of those teams that finished out of the money but not in the bottom 4 – eZ, Haukster, Vinny, GoJo, Erty. They are playing for a pick at the end of the 4th round.

Week 1 stats.

TEAM PTS
Haukster 38
GoJo 35
eZ 34
Vinny 34
Erty 28


Tier 3 – The Bottom Feeders Division

Is that JBR in the front after week 1? That’s a very fetching clutch.

The bottom 4 teams in regular season – Stifler, JBR, Orv, Ren & Stimpy. They are playing for a pick at the end of the 3rd round.

TEAM PTS
JBR 44
Orv 33
R&S 26
Stifler 17

JBR is all over this. Stifler isn’t.

SHRAPNEL

This past week was the 20 Year Anniversary of the Last Great Line Brawl between the Avs and the Red Wings. It was the get-back-at-Claude-Lemieux-for-his-cheap-shot-on-Kris-Draper game. It had it all. Legends wrestling, Sucker punches, Goalie fights, a Flying Shanahan… Watch the grainy video and think of simpler times.

And what was the result of all this? 22 penalty minutes. No suspensions. No game misconducts. Neither goalie ejected. McCarty even came back to score the winner on Patrick Roy late in the game. Good fun.

OFHL DRAFT 2017

The Lottery Draft was held on Friday and here were the odds:

  • R&S – 20%
  • Tman  (from Orv) – 17.8%
  • JBR – 15.6%
  • Stiler – 13.3%
  • Erty – 11.1%
  • GoJo – 8.9%
  • Vinny – 6.7%
  • Haukster – 4.4%
  • Tman (from eZ via Cordy) – 2.2%

Side note: Fulty’s motion that you must be present to win was debated. It was agreed to hold off the vote for this motion until after the lotto pick had been made

And the result was:

Erty (at 11.1% chance) won the lottery

He was pretty pumped!

If Erty leaves the pool, T-Man (from Orv) gets the #1 pick.

This will be the highest pick for Erty since ’12 when he grabbed Galchenyuk MT #3.

Denny’s Christmas Gift Exchange Revisited

Remember the Christmas Player Exchange at Denny’s? No? Here’s a breakdown of the the players traded, their points since Christmas, and their new team.

PLAYER  POINTS SINCE CHRISTMAS NEW TEAM DUMPED BY
Chara BOS 22 JBR Orv
Jokinen FLA 21 T-Man Fulty
Ladd NYI 20 Fulty Haukster
Edler VAN 19 Stifler GoJo
Boedker SJ 16 Cordy Rolphy
Ceci OTT 14 GoJo EZ
Grigorenko COL 11 Rolphy JBR
Hudler DAL 9 Erty T-Man
Bjugstad FLA 9 R&S Stifler
Stralman TB 7 Orv Erty
Kulikov BUF 6 Haukster Derko
Garrison TB 4 Vinny R&S
Yakupov STL 2 EZ Cordy
Rubtsov PHI 0 Derko Vinny

JBR had the top point-getter (Chara with 22 since Christmas)

Cordy had the biggest jump (got Boedker, dropped Yakupov = gain of 14pts)

Orv had the biggest drop (got Stralman, dropped Chara = drop of 15pts)

But did it really matter? Or was it just kinda fun? Or could Grigorenko be the next Brent Burns?

PARTING SHOT

March Madness wraps up on Monday night with Gonzaga Bulldogs up against North Carolina. Go Zags!

GO ZAGS! From the members of the Men’s Twist Hockey Team, Class of 2004. (Cordy had too many mimosas at the Pre-Grad Brunch)

So that’s it! The last Sunday night that you have to stop the family movie while you go put in your roster, and then can’t decide between the superstar who plays one game, or the plug who plays five. Enjoy the REAL playoffs.

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Week 22 – One Month To Go

Canadiana Music Moments continue as we look to Vinny’s East Coast roots and give listen to Sloan.

WHAT HAPPENED THIS WEEK?

  • Erty had a huge week with 39 points
  • He went 3-0, as did Rolphy, Cordy, & Derko
  • Cordy jumped ahead of Fulty into 1st
  • Derko sits in 3rd, one point behind Fulty, and with the injuries to Cordy & Fulty lately, D could come up the middle
  • And don’t count out Rolphy as he just refuses to be shaken. He’s gone 21-5 in the new year – hottest team in 2016
  • GoJo’s on a bit of a run: 6-2-1 in past 3 weeks
  • EZ’s quietly working on #teamtank as he’s taken only 3 games in the last 7 weeks.
  • Haukster’s been putting together winning weeks and could catch ORV
  • ORV doesn’t want to drop in the standings since he traded away his 1st rounder (no surprise, really… he’s never been afraid to trade). He’s already dropped one spot since the trade.

GET TO KNOW ME!

Time to get to know your OFHL Franchises. This week’s spotlight…. TEAM VINNY

  • 12th season of operation
  • 1st season: 2004-2005 (the season of the strike)
  • First real season: 2005-2006 finished 7th out of 11 (0.340 winning %)
  • Worst finish: 10th (2x) 2008 (last place) & 2013
  • Best finish: 5th in 2009 (0.528 %)
  • Has finished 8th in four of the past six years
  • 1st selection: Iginla CY in 2004 dispersal draft
  • 1st ever draft pick: Cam Barker CH, 5th overall 2004 draft; took Donald Brashear PH with the 6th overall
  • 1st pick-up: Versteeg CH
  • 1st trade: With Fulty last week…. just kidding, Vinny got Eric Lindros in 2004 from T-Man for the 12th dispersal pick. Lindros got 48 more points in 82 more games with Dallas and Toronto before calling it a career; T-Man grabbed Calgary rookie Dion Phaneuf with that 12th pick.
  • Highest pick: 1st overall – Steven Stamkos TB in 2008
  • Team Icon…
Ah, yes... the Williams Lake Vinny Table at Horty's misses it's regular and singular attendee ever since he transferred the franchise to Quesnel. His weekly order of small coffee (6 cream) and an onion bagel with blueberry cream cheese is his lasting legacy.

Ah, yes… the Williams Lake Vinny Table at Horty’s misses it’s regular and singular attendee ever since he transferred the franchise to Quesnel. His weekly order of small coffee (6 cream) and an onion bagel with blueberry cream cheese is his lasting legacy.

JERSEY FOULS

Flyers fan gets custom Gostisbehere jersey featuring ghost, bear emojis

Seriously?

Seriously?

Check out these beauties.

USHL's Muskegon Lumberjacks unveil gnarly beach-themed uniforms.

USHL’s Muskegon Lumberjacks unveil gnarly beach-themed uniforms.

POTW

Second week in a row that Burns SJ takes the honours for Team Rolphy with an 8 point week.

What a Beauty!

What a Beauty!

A Beauty of a different sort….This pic of the Great One’s mullett was hidden for years, but recently found

Sick flow, Wayner! Good to see GoJo bringing it back.

Sick flow, Wayner! Good to see GoJo bringing it back. from the rolphyfiles

Fun fact: Brooks Laich assisted on William Nylander’s first goal in the NHL, March 5, 2016. He also assisted on William’s dad’s (Michael) last goal in the NHL, April 5, 2009.

STANDINGS

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If you’ve got the time……Go to this site and watch the Top Hockey Interviews….OF ALL TIME! Clune on Bass; Instant Classic! Plus the Bryz!

That’s all! Spring is here. The last month of the season should be fun. Have a great week.

Week 2 Recap

RAMBLINGS

BEST BAT FLIP EVER!

BEST BAT FLIP EVER!

A 7th inning we’ll probably be talking about for some time. Martin’s error, garbage littering the field, 3 Rangers errors, Bautista goes yard, Tulo gets a bum pat…. Most of us are probably casual BlueJays fans, but get on the bandwagon! This has been a fun ride so far!

Last week’s poll question asked if you thought the Napkin having Vinny in a money spot was based in fantasy or reality; most of you think he’s legit and will soon rise above .500 to take his place in the $.

vinny

I wonder how Vinny voted on this? We’ll see, but at least no one thought he was heading south of the OFHL Mendoza line.

Speaking of polls, here’s your chance to vote on the TOP 50 WHL PLAYERS. You have to register, but try it – it’s pretty cool. A reminder of days gone by.

McDavid finally scored on a tip-in but the “Other” kids 2nd goal was pretty sweet.

Even Larkin had a nice one,

Bruins coach Claude Julien started to get a little nervous as his team falters in the early going. Here he starts to melt in a presser.

Julien

The 2011 Stanley Cup champs aren’t the only team falling from the towers of the elite. Things are tough for the last place Seahawks. A 2-4 start, including 0-3 on the road and blowing a 17-point fourth quarter lead last Sunday v. the Bengals, a 13 point lead on Sunday v. Carolina, and they’re one blown call against Detroit from being 1-5. But at least they still respect their Quarterback. Same can’t be said about Tom Brady.

"Don't leave me hangin' bro...."

“Don’t leave me hangin’ bro….”

tom-brady-needs-a-high-five

Bills fans always have it rough. Recipe for Bills Tailgating party:

  1. Drink heavily
  2. Spin around a bat
  3. Head-butt front of bus

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But guess who is having a good time so far this season? The ‘nuck Brass is!

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CUT-DOWN WEEK COMING – End of week 4

THIS PAST WEEK

Carey Price was POTW with 8 points and helped Cordy go 3-0 this week, and 5-0 so far, but Fulty still holds the overall lead.

Cordy had the big week with 42 points, while Erty could only manage 11.

GoJo had the 4th best point total for the week (31) but still went 0-2; Fulty had the 3rd worst (23) yet he went 2-0-1.

THE PICK-UP

The Week 2 pick-up goes to JBR again. He used his 1st pick-up to grab Mattias Janmark of Dallas.

TEAM G W L T PTS PWk TP AVG %
F 6 5 0 1 11 23 57 28.5 0.917
C 5 5 0 0 10 42 69 34.5 1.000
V 6 4 2 0 8 37 56 28.0 0.667
D 5 3 1 1 7 23 43 21.5 0.700
Z 6 3 2 1 7 31 49 24.5 0.583
G 5 3 2 0 6 31 58 29.0 0.600
R 5 3 2 0 6 22 40 20.0 0.600
T 6 3 3 0 6 31 53 26.5 0.500
O 6 2 3 1 5 32 50 25.0 0.417
E 5 2 3 0 4 11 32 16.0 0.400
S 5 1 4 0 2 24 38 19.0 0.200
H 6 0 6 0 0 22 37 18.5 0.000
J 6 0 6 0 0 23 34 17.0 0.000

 

 

Season 24 of the OFHL Begins

START THE F**N SEASON ALREADY!

START THE F**N SEASON ALREADY!

Season 24 of the OFHL has begun and last year’s champ Fulty is the front-runner to repeat, according to the preseason expert.  The napkin has been a bit more accurate in past years, still, I think few would agree with picking Stifler to finish that high…

The Napkin does think the money spots will fall to — in order of predicted finish — Fulty, Cordy, Rolphy, Derko, and Vinny….. yes, Vinny is picked for the 5th and final money spot (napkin maker drew the $ cut-off one spot too high) which would mark the first time Vinny has hit the money since joining the OFHL over a decade ago.

What do you think? Will Vinny make the money this year?

At the end of week 1, Fulty’s in first and JBR’s in last… not much changed from last year. But that means that JBR gets the first pick-up of 2015-16.

BLUE JAYS – Nice to watch some meaningful ball this past week. That Donaldson, some kind of competitor, eh?

blue jays fu

This post-season reaction from the Pirates’ Rodriguez reminds me of how the kmsh reacted every time someone reminded him of how he finished 2nd the year before and wasn’t going to draft until round 15.

CUT-DOWN DAY SUNDAY Nov 1st MIDNIGHT.

All final cuts must be made by cut-down day. At midnight Nov 1 each team will have:

  • 13 players on active roster
  • 12 players on bench
  • 5 players on prospect list (23 years of age or younger)

POTW

Trying to get a huge lead on the points race before he goes to prison, Patrick Kane racked up 6 points in week 1.

Art imitates life?

Art imitates life?

 

STANDINGS

TEAM G W L T PTS PWk TP AVG %
Fulty 3 3 0 0 6 34 34 34.0 1.000
GoJo 3 3 0 0 6 27 27 27.0 1.000
Cordy 2 2 0 0 4 27 27 27.0 1.000
Erty 2 2 0 0 4 21 21 21.0 1.000
Derko 3 2 1 0 4 20 20 20.0 0.667
Vinny 3 2 1 0 4 19 19 19.0 0.667
Rolphy 3 2 1 0 4 18 18 18.0 0.667
T-man 3 1 2 0 2 22 22 22.0 0.333
eZ 3 0 2 1 1 18 18 18.0 0.167
Orv 3 0 2 1 1 18 18 18.0 0.167
Haukster 3 0 3 0 0 15 15 15.0 0.000
Stifler 2 0 2 0 0 14 14 14.0 0.000
Jbr 3 0 3 0 0 11 11 11.0 0.000

Draft Simulator 2015

There’s a cool lottery simulator site out there that gives you the chance of drawing the winning team for the daft.  I ran our league through it with the NHL odds. Our are a bit different than the NHLs.

NHL odds:

  1. Buffalo Sabres – 20.0%
  2. Arizona Coyotes – 13.5%
  3. Edmonton Oilers – 11.5%
  4. Toronto Maple Leafs – 9.5%
  5. Carolina Hurricanes – 8.5%
  6. New Jersey Devils – 7.5%
  7. Philadelphia Flyers – 6.5%
  8. Columbus Blue Jackets – 6.0%

Here are the odds for each OFHL team in our draft lottery:

  1. JBR 22.2%
  2. Stifler 19.4%
  3. T-Man (from Orv) 16.7%
  4. GoJo 13.9%
  5. Erty 11.1%
  6. Vinny 8.3%
  7. Orv (from T-Man) 5.6%
  8. eZ 2.8%

So in the Draft Simulator, these NHL teams would represent our OFHL teams:

  • JBR – Buffalo Sabres
  • Stifler – Arizona Coyotes
  • T-Man – Edmonton Oilers
  • GoJo – Toronto Maple Leafs
  • Erty – Carolina Hurricanes
  • Vinny – New Jersey Devils
  • Orv – Philadelphia Flyers
  • eZ – Columbus Blue Jackets
 Running the draft simulator with the current state of the OFHL would result in the following:
Draft Simulator
I only ran it once and a New Jersey win means CONGRATS to VINNY, winner of this year’s draft lottery simulation! I see big things for the Vinny Table in the future. Unless you go off the charts and pick a vet.
(To test the validity of the simulator, I ran it 20 times — it picked Buffalo 5 times, & Toronto 5 times. I sense a conspiracy…..)