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Playoffs – Week 1
Week 1 of the OFHL Playoffs saw the top 4 teams in the regular season move on into round 2 of the ELITE EIGHT Pool. It’s now Sudde-Death as the loser of this round is eliminated. The winner of the A side gets a 4th rd pick.
B SIDE – Losres of the 1st round go into the B Side. It’s also Sudden-Death as the loser of this round is eliminated. The winner of the B Side gets a 5th rd pick
In the 9-11 Pool (which is being scrapped for next year, because, let’s face it, why should a team that wins less than 30% of their games be in a playoff for a chance for a 3rd rounder – yeah, we’re talking about you, EZ! What were we thinking?) Anyways… After 1 week:
- Erty leads with 42 pts
- Team ORV next with 36
- EZ brings up the rear with 33
Looking Back on “Strait from Rolphy”
Last week we forgot to look back on the Napkin’s predictions, so, in the tradition of Orv’s predictive “Napkin,” Rolphy submitted his own attempt at fore-telling the results for the OFHL season. Let’s see how he did:
He was actually bang on for three predictions: R&S at #1, Futy #7, and Team Orv at # 10. His biggest misses were T-Man (predicted for 4th – finished 12th,) Cordy (predicted 13th; finished 6th,) and Derko (predicted 6th; finished 2nd.) In all, not a bad first season. Good work, Swami!
OL’ TIME HOCKEY
Rangers and Devils threw back to the NHL’s Neadrathal past this week as a full line brawl erupted at the start of the game. Shameful! They could learn something from the OFHL brothers.
FEDOTOV ARRIVES IN PHILLY
SID THE MIDDLE-AGED KID
NHL SALARIES – 1990 STYLE
Most were still being paid in Canadian dollars.
FROM THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE
SKINNER JOINS 1000 GAME CLUB
STATS GUY IS ON HIS GAME
Forgot to Mention… Here’s the DRAFT LOTTERY BALLS FOR ’24
- Vinny 14 balls
- Haukster 13
- Vinny (from T-Man) 12
- EZ 11
- Team Orv 10
- Erty 9
- GnR 8
- Fulty 7
- Cordy 6
- JBR 5
- Cordy (from Stifler) 4
- EZ (from Rolphy) 3
- T-Man (from Derko) 2
- R&S 1
BUSCEMI FAMILY PORTRAIT
Week 2 – Stifler Gets Robbed; What’s Up With T-Man & EZ?
JERSEY FOULS
WHOSE CARD? Tough one. This Saskatchewan boy won 2 Cups with the Flyers; wore #18 & a helmet.
THE WEEK IN BULLETS
- Big week for Fulty with 44 points
- 3-0 weeks for F, R&S, JBR, and Rolphy
- Rolphy goes 3-0 with only 29 points while Stifler’s 32 points saw him go 0-3. Damn schedule maker!
- What is going on with T-Man & EZ who both sit at the bottom of the standings? Last year at this time they were first & third.
- EZ gets the week 2 pick-up
- Top F: Larkin – 9pts
- Top R: Evangelista – 3pts
- Top V: 3 tied with 5pts
- Top D: Gostisbehere – 6pts
- Top G: Georgiev – 8pts
STANDINGS
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | TP | AVG | % | W | L | T | PWk | |
& | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 77 | 38.5 | 1.000 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 37 |
F | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 76 | 38.0 | 1.000 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 44 |
J | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 72 | 36.0 | 0.833 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 40 |
O | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 67 | 33.5 | 0.667 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 39 |
D | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 52 | 26.0 | 0.667 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 24 |
E | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 57 | 28.5 | 0.583 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 33 |
C | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 59 | 29.5 | 0.500 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 36 |
R | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 53 | 26.5 | 0.500 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 29 |
S | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 56 | 28.0 | 0.417 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 32 |
G | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 46 | 23.0 | 0.333 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 21 |
H | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 45 | 22.5 | 0.333 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 25 |
V | 6 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 34 | 17.0 | 0.167 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 22 |
T | 6 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 51 | 25.5 | 0.000 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 28 |
Z | 6 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 27 | 13.5 | 0.000 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 13 |
WHOSE CARD WAS IT?
FAMOUS OFHL QUOTES
From Draft 2014:
STIFLER: I’m not a fan of my nickname, and I’m not cool with all the references to my mom.
FULTY: Okay. How about ‘Shitler’?
STIFLER: Stifler’s fine.
UNTIL NEXT WEEK…
Cut-Down Day Nov. 5th at midnight (end of week 4). You’ll have to set your 25 rostered players (13 active, 12 on the bench,) 5 on the Prospects List, and the rest are cut.
And to make things easy for the bean counters… when posting on the board, make one post for your cuts and prospects, and make a separate post for your starting lineup changes for Week 5. It keeps Fulty & Erty from posting memes about you.
Week 3 – Take it Easy, EZ. You’re in First!
Not sure we’ve every seen a headline like that before, but true story, EZ sits in 1st after week 3. Tied with T-man at 17 points but EZ gets the nod with 11 more player points, which is almost equal to one week of Markstrom in goal.
What did Al Iafrate say about Empty Netters?
Bizzare empty netter in Vegas. “Here you go. You get the empty netter. You have no goals this year. Wait, I want the goal.”
THE WEEK IN BULLETS
- Big Week? EZ & Tman each got 36 points but since they played each other, neither goes 3-0.
- 3-0 weeks? Despite having only the 4th best week, Haukster was the only team to go 3-0
- Lots of tie games this year, and 3 more this week.
- Life’s Not Fair! Fulty had 24 points and didn’t lose a game; Vinny had 28 points and only won one.
- It’s early but who is in the money spots? Ez, Tman, R&S and Haukster are in the $$ spots right now
- Stifler gets the week 3 pick-up. Grabbed Chandler Stephenson VG with the wk2 pick.
WEEK 3 STANDINGS
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | TP | AVG | % | W | L | T | PWk | |
eZ | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 103 | 34.3 | 0.944 | T | 2 | 0 | 1 | 36 |
T-Man | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 92 | 30.7 | 0.944 | H | 2 | 0 | 1 | 36 |
R&S | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 14 | 99 | 33.0 | 0.778 | I | 2 | 1 | 0 | 34 |
Haukster | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 14 | 82 | 27.3 | 0.778 | S | 3 | 0 | 0 | 32 |
Vinny | 9 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 82 | 27.3 | 0.556 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 28 |
Erty | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 9 | 70 | 23.3 | 0.500 | W | 1 | 1 | 1 | 22 |
Fulty | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 9 | 68 | 22.7 | 0.500 | E | 2 | 0 | 1 | 24 |
JBR | 9 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 7 | 73 | 24.3 | 0.389 | E | 0 | 2 | 1 | 22 |
Rolphy | 9 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 79 | 26.3 | 0.333 | K | 2 | 1 | 0 | 32 |
Cordy | 9 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 69 | 23.0 | 0.333 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 24 |
Derko | 9 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 67 | 22.3 | 0.333 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 25 |
Orv | 9 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 67 | 22.3 | 0.333 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 16 |
GnR | 9 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 51 | 17.0 | 0.222 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 13 |
Stifler | 9 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 60 | 20.0 | 0.056 | . | 0 | 2 | 1 | 24 |
AVERAGES
Below is the averages chart after wk 3. For each category check to see where you rate.
Let’s use Rolphy as an example (it’ll be fun & educational!); Rolphy has the 14th best forwards (or “the worst”), the best rook & vet, 3rd best D-men, and worst goalie. But the bottom line shows he does have the 6th best total points overall! Not too shabby!
T | F | & | V | J | E | Z | D | C | S | H | O | R | G | |
Fwd | 2 | 10 | 1 | 5 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 11 | 13 | 3 | 7 | 14 | 12 |
Rook | 10 | 4 | 10 | 4 | 3 | 8 | 4 | 10 | 8 | 10 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 10 |
Vet | 6 | 9 | 12 | 4 | 8 | 10 | 2 | 10 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 12 | 1 | 14 |
D | 2 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 8 | 10 | 1 | 10 | 7 | 14 | 10 | 8 | 3 | 10 |
Goal | 6 | 11 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 10 | 6 | 6 | 2 | 11 | 14 | 13 |
Overall | 3 | 10 | 2 | 4 | 7 | 8 | 1 | 11 | 9 | 13 | 5 | 11 | 6 | 14 |
QUOTES
“I asked myself what move I used last year and then I did the exact opposite (laughs.) But to tell you the truth, I just kinda blacked-out.”
Oiler Zack Kassian when asked about his breakaway goal on Golden Knights Robin Lehner.
Upcoming Dates
- Nov. 7 – Cut Down Day – Remember to cut your rosters
- Nov. 11 – Remebrance Day – Remember, Lest We Forget
Week 2 – Orv Gets Benched
Who can forget Orv trying to pronounce Russian player names? Imagine the fun he’d have with T-Man’s Rookies?
- Chibrikov WP
- Khovanov MN
- Chinakhov CB
- Svechkov NS
- Podkolzin VN
- Klimovich VN
That’s a lot of Ruskies. Just sayin’.
EZ Junior
Congrats to EZ as his oldest stress factor, Tim, is moving up the ranks in the hockey world. After spending time with the Langley Trapper (Jr. B), EZ’s progeny has moved on the the Jr. A ranks with the Langley Rivermen. It won’t be long before EZ starts lobbying his son to take over the top job in BC. #fireBenning
FROM THE VAULT
We never revisited the 2021 Rolling Paper’s predictions for their Obama Kush influenced accuracy, but check this out, GoJo nailed the top 3 in order. Not bad. He missed on Vinny (finished 4th) at 10th, but the rest of it wasn’t too far off. He did screw himself, however, by making sure he finished last.
THE WEEK IN BULLETS
- Big week to Team R&S with 41 points
- R&S, Tman, & EZ all go 3-0
- EZ & Tman remain undefeated
- Rolphy, Derko, & Stifler still looking for their first win
- Fulty lost 6 games last year; he’s already at 4 losses this year
- GoJo grabs O’Connor PT with the Wk 1 pick-up
- Wk 2 pick-up goes to Stifler
- Cut-down day Nov 7th. Check the rules if you are unclear of what you need to do.
STANDINGS
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | TP | AVG | % | W | L | T | PWk | |
EZ | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 67 | 33.5 | 1.000 | T | 3 | 0 | 0 | 33 |
T man | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 56 | 28.0 | 1.000 | H | 3 | 0 | 0 | 32 |
R&S | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 65 | 32.5 | 0.833 | I | 3 | 0 | 0 | 41 |
Vinny | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 54 | 27.0 | 0.667 | S | 1 | 2 | 0 | 29 |
Hauk | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 50 | 25.0 | 0.667 | . | 1 | 0 | 2 | 27 |
Jbr | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 51 | 25.5 | 0.500 | W | 1 | 2 | 0 | 25 |
Orv | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 51 | 25.5 | 0.500 | E | 2 | 1 | 0 | 30 |
Erty | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 48 | 24.0 | 0.500 | E | 1 | 2 | 0 | 24 |
Cordy | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 45 | 22.5 | 0.333 | K | 1 | 2 | 0 | 28 |
Fulty | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 44 | 22.0 | 0.333 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 22 |
GnR | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 38 | 19.0 | 0.333 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 28 |
Rolphy | 6 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 47 | 23.5 | 0.167 | . | 0 | 1 | 2 | 27 |
Derko | 6 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 42 | 21.0 | 0.167 | . | 0 | 1 | 2 | 27 |
Stifler | 6 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 36 | 18.0 | 0.000 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 22 |
TOP GM’s by Category After Wk 2
- Best Forwards: R&S
- Best Rookie: Rolphy
- Best Vet: Rolphy
- Best D: EZ
- Best Goalie: Erty
- Worst Forwards: Rolphy
- Worst Rookie: Stifler
- Worst Vet: GnR
- Worst D: Stifler
- Worst Goalie: Rolphy
We’ll end with Famous Quotes. This week’s offerings come from ex-NHLer Al Iafrate and our beloved Orv. Guess who said which.
“Open Net goals are for f*gg*ts!”
“We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it.”
Week 24 – We Have a Winner!
That was the Penultimate week (kudos to T-Man for being the first to use it… correctly!) and it was a big one for Fulty as he clinched his 3rd OFHL Championship with one week to go! Fulty didn’t really falter over the final month and kept pulling away from the challengers.
Tman also clinched as his perfect week will allow him to strap on the Derko Cup!
There are still races going on as 3rd thru 5th have yet to be decided, as do the final playoff tiers
Tman has the big week with 48 points
He went 3-0, as did Fulty, JBR, and Derko
STANDINGS
WEEK | 24 | This Week | ||||||||||
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | W | L | T | PWk | TP | AVG | % |
Fulty – Champion! | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 | 111 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 43 | 896 | 37.3 | 0.771 |
Tman – Derko Cup! | 72 | 51 | 20 | 1 | 103 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 48 | 860 | 35.8 | 0.715 |
C | 72 | 46 | 22 | 4 | 96 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 36 | 794 | 33.1 | 0.667 |
G | 72 | 45 | 25 | 2 | 92 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 32 | 779 | 32.5 | 0.639 |
D | 72 | 42 | 26 | 4 | 88 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 31 | 778 | 32.4 | 0.611 |
E | 72 | 41 | 29 | 2 | 84 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 38 | 784 | 32.7 | 0.583 |
H | 72 | 40 | 30 | 2 | 82 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 29 | 768 | 32.0 | 0.569 |
V | 72 | 37 | 34 | 1 | 75 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 36 | 712 | 29.7 | 0.521 |
Z | 72 | 34 | 34 | 4 | 72 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 34 | 716 | 29.8 | 0.500 |
R | 72 | 23 | 46 | 3 | 49 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 28 | 660 | 27.5 | 0.340 |
J | 72 | 21 | 47 | 4 | 46 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 33 | 621 | 25.9 | 0.319 |
O | 72 | 22 | 48 | 2 | 46 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 21 | 613 | 25.5 | 0.319 |
S | 72 | 19 | 48 | 5 | 43 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 23 | 594 | 24.8 | 0.299 |
& | 72 | 9 | 60 | 3 | 21 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 25 | 543 | 22.6 | 0.146 |
SHRAPNEL
A deep dive into HockeyDB reveals the greatest player in the history of hockey. In ’87-’88, Jamie Crapper averaged 4 goals a game for Bracknell of the British Hockey League. The next year he hit 7.9 points per game.
While those are truly impressive numbers, it’s not as good as EZ’s ’15-’16 season of 10.0 ppg with the Dirty Danglers of Total Ice 3-on-3 B league, where EZ played the last game of the season on a broken ankle!
An equally intriguing story is EZ’s growth into his “Snap-Show-like” rage, and his ability to overcome these anger issues. It should also be noted that the 2017 charges of Destruction of Private Property, 3 counts of Uttering Threats, and attempted Arson never went to court.’
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