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Week 10 – Twas the Week Before Christmas…
…so that means it’s time for our annual OFHL Christmas Player Exchange! This year it’ll be Saturday, Dec. 23, 10:30 at Denny’s WL Division. Last year we came up with the following “recommendations” to the exchange:
- Each GM will submit one player or pick to the exchange – If submitting a pick, it can’t be lower than a 6th rd pick.
- Selections will be made on reverse order of the current standings
- GM may “steal” selection of any team above them in the standings
- Players selected will be added to their new team in the same roster position they had on their previous team (roster or prospect)
WHOSE CARD?
Smallish 60-point guy who liked to get his nose dirty.
SHRAPNEL
How Bad is OTTAWA?
Teemu Selanne tells an ALL-TIME story where he pretended to be Wayne Gretzky texting Bruce Boudreau
THE WEEK IN BULLETS
- Big Week? R&S with 45 points
- 3-0 weeks? R&S, Derko, and Cordy
- Big Mover? Fulty jumps up 2 spots to 6th
- T-Man has his best week of the season 2-0-1
- Top F: McKinnon 10pts
- Top Rook: Evans & Zary 4pts
- Top Vet: Stone 7pts
- Top D: Dobson & Heiskanen 8 pts
- Top Goalie: Demko 8 pts
- Pick-up goes to lottery; a 6 was rolled so it’s EZ’s choice for Week 10
STANDINGS
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | TP | AVG | % | W | L | T | PWk | |
1. R&S | 30 | 28 | 2 | 0 | 56 | 405 | 40.5 | 0.933 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 45 |
2. Derko | 30 | 21 | 9 | 0 | 42 | 344 | 34.4 | 0.700 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 43 |
3. Stifler | 30 | 18 | 9 | 3 | 39 | 349 | 34.9 | 0.650 | . | 1 | 1 | 1 | 36 |
4. Cordy | 30 | 18 | 11 | 1 | 37 | 329 | 32.9 | 0.617 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 41 |
5. JBR | 30 | 17 | 11 | 2 | 36 | 343 | 34.3 | 0.600 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 38 |
6. Fulty | 30 | 16 | 13 | 1 | 33 | 325 | 32.5 | 0.550 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 34 |
7. Rolphy | 30 | 16 | 13 | 1 | 33 | 310 | 31.0 | 0.550 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 29 |
8. Team Orv | 30 | 15 | 14 | 1 | 31 | 298 | 29.8 | 0.517 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 30 |
9. Erty | 30 | 14 | 14 | 2 | 30 | 309 | 30.9 | 0.500 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 29 |
10. GnR | 30 | 13 | 15 | 2 | 28 | 305 | 30.5 | 0.467 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 35 |
11. Haukster | 30 | 8 | 21 | 1 | 17 | 250 | 25.0 | 0.283 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 17 |
12. EZ | 30 | 8 | 22 | 0 | 16 | 256 | 25.6 | 0.267 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 25 |
13. TMan | 30 | 6 | 23 | 1 | 13 | 275 | 27.5 | 0.217 | . | 2 | 0 | 1 | 36 |
14. Vinny | 30 | 4 | 25 | 1 | 9 | 221 | 22.1 | 0.150 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 37 |
WHOSE CARD WAS IT?
OFHL HISTORICAL QUOTES
“I wouldn’t go out there right now; they’re doing some sort of hot tub waterboarding.” Draft 2017
AND REMEMBER… No matter how bad your season is going, it’s not “Kyle Dubas Bad.”
NSF Lip Readers
Week 12 – WJC, Madden, A New Leader & Other Covid Influenced Ramblings
Since it’s been a while since the Wk 11 post & it’s been too cold to summit Mt. Asbestos Pit, get ready for a healthy dose of unrelated ramblings.
NFL coach and broadcaster John Madden passed away this week. Madden was one of the greatest sportscasters of all time, up there with Howard Cosell, Mike “Doc” Emrick, Danny Gallivan, Keith Jackson… Here he’s roasting Troy Aikman over Aikman’s inability to grow a beard. Sound on!
Madden had a number of down-home quotes:
- The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
- Don’t worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.
- You got one guy going “boom”, one guy going “whack,” and one guy not getting in the endzone.
- The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
And, of course, some classics,
- The defense should be expecting a run or a pass here.
- If the quarterback throws the ball in the endzone and the wide receiver catches it, it’s a touchdown.
Madden traveled around the country by bus because he hated flying so much. The “Madden Cruiser” had one rule: NOBODY TAKES A DUMP! Only three people ever broke the rule. One was Gretzky.
EZ says he likes the goalie stuff so here’s more from the vault…
Also Good With the Stick, Bobby “The Carver” Schmautz
Player Exchange at Denny’s went as follows:
- EZ – Gustafsson WP
- R&S – Vesalianen WP
- Fulty – Leddy DT
- T-Man – Pesce CR
- Vinny – Giordano SE
- Haukster – Beaudin CH
- JBR – Khovanov MN
- Rolphy – Fagemo LA
- Derko – Timmins AZ
- Orv – Hill SJ
- Erty – Pulock NI
- Cordy – Patrick VG
- Stifler – Barre-Boulet TB
- GnR – Miller NR
Chico always complains that this page doesn’t give enough love to the Detroit Red Wings. So here we go with one of the Wings greatest NHL players!
Here ya go, Chico. Some history up there in the rafters.
This “pretty rich guy” discusses his return to the Pens lineup.
THE WEEK IN BULLETS
- There’s a new leader in the OFHL as R&S jump up to 1st place, taking a 3 point lead over EZ
- It is the first week that EZ hasn’t been in first this season
- 3rd place T-Man had the big week with 38 points; he also still holds the lead in overall player points
- R&S and Tman had 3-0 weeks
- R&S owned December going 11-1; Haukster was league-worst 3-9 for the month
- Fulty had a 12 point Sunday, good for a tie for the 2nd best week but he only went 1-1-1
- We’re starting to see a top group of 5 teams, a 2nd tier of 6 teams, and 3 bottom-feeders
- Team Orv jumps up 2 spots to 8th; JBR dropped 2 spots to 9th
- Week 12 pick up goes to the die; a 4 is rolled so Stifler gets the pick-up
STANDINGS
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | TP | AVG | % | W | L | T | PWk | |
R&S | 36 | 29 | 7 | 0 | 58 | 364 | 30.3 | 0.806 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 29 |
eZ | 36 | 26 | 7 | 3 | 55 | 361 | 30.1 | 0.764 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 24 |
Tman | 36 | 24 | 10 | 2 | 50 | 372 | 31.0 | 0.694 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 38 |
Fulty | 36 | 24 | 10 | 2 | 50 | 363 | 30.3 | 0.694 | . | 1 | 1 | 1 | 34 |
Vinny | 36 | 22 | 13 | 1 | 45 | 313 | 26.1 | 0.625 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 21 |
Haukster | 36 | 17 | 17 | 2 | 36 | 279 | 23.3 | 0.500 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 8 |
Rolphy | 36 | 15 | 19 | 2 | 32 | 294 | 24.5 | 0.444 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 18 |
Team Orv | 36 | 15 | 20 | 1 | 31 | 297 | 24.8 | 0.431 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 26 |
JBR | 36 | 14 | 19 | 3 | 31 | 292 | 24.3 | 0.431 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 12 |
Derko | 36 | 13 | 21 | 2 | 28 | 283 | 23.6 | 0.389 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 13 |
Erty | 36 | 13 | 22 | 1 | 27 | 262 | 21.8 | 0.375 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 16 |
Cordy | 36 | 10 | 24 | 2 | 22 | 282 | 23.5 | 0.306 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 28 |
Stifler | 36 | 9 | 25 | 2 | 20 | 276 | 23.0 | 0.278 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 23 |
GnR | 36 | 9 | 26 | 1 | 19 | 244 | 20.3 | 0.264 | . | 2 | 0 | 1 | 34 |
AVERAGES
T | F | & | V | J | E | Z | D | C | S | H | O | R | G | |
Forwards | 1 | 2 | 3 | 8 | 6 | 13 | 4 | 10 | 7 | 5 | 11 | 9 | 12 | 14 |
Rook | 10 | 7 | 10 | 2 | 5 | 13 | 3 | 4 | 12 | 14 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 9 |
Vet | 2 | 9 | 12 | 4 | 2 | 13 | 5 | 11 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 8 | 1 | 14 |
Dmen | 4 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 12 | 8 | 3 | 13 | 13 | 11 | 10 | 9 | 5 | 7 |
Goal | 8 | 9 | 4 | 11 | 11 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 13 | 6 | 5 | 14 | 10 |
Tot | 1 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 8 | 13 | 4 | 9 | 10 | 12 | 11 | 6 | 7 | 14 |
UNTIL NEXT WEEK…
Looks like we’re going to be dealing with this schedule-wrecking Omicron for some time yet. Hopefully, Neuf will soon be able to table-hop at Foxy Friday without dropping a $40 tip to keep Bonnie H. from finding out.
Looks like no return to normal for 2022; Life as we knew it will likely be changed forever, but we can still remember the good ol’ days from Columneetza…
It’s still kind of the holidays so enjoy the remaining time as much as Puljujarvi enjoys his pizza.
Happy New Year, Brothers!
Week 11 – Getting Closer, Julia’s Holes, & Did You READ IT?
From last week
Question?
Answer!
A quick recap of last week’s poll. Conventional OFHL wisdom put’s Orv’s chances of winning below those of a team that doesn’t exist. It would be even lower if Orv hadn’t voted twice.
THE WEEK THAT WAS
It got a little closer at the top this week as Fulty moves to within 1 point of leader T-Man
Cordy had the big week with 57 points
Rolphy was the big mover jumping up 2 places to 8th
HOT? Fulty is 9-0; T-Man is 14-1; JBR is 6-0
NOT? R&S is 0-10-2; Stifler is 0-7-2
EZ traded Leddy to R&S for the pick-up and then grabbed Pionk.
The pick up for this week goes to R&S again as a 1 was rolled. I think they’re getting tired of making picks (either start winning or start loading up on Nick Leddys of the league)
STANDINGS
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | W | L | T | PWk | TP | AVG | % |
T | 33 | 26 | 6 | 1 | 53 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 44 | 408 | 37.1 | 0.803 |
F | 33 | 26 | 7 | 0 | 52 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 51 | 416 | 37.8 | 0.788 |
C | 33 | 20 | 12 | 1 | 41 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 57 | 401 | 36.5 | 0.621 |
G | 33 | 19 | 13 | 1 | 39 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 32 | 369 | 33.5 | 0.591 |
H | 33 | 19 | 13 | 1 | 39 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 41 | 360 | 32.7 | 0.591 |
D | 33 | 18 | 14 | 1 | 37 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 36 | 377 | 34.3 | 0.561 |
V | 33 | 18 | 15 | 0 | 36 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 33 | 332 | 30.2 | 0.545 |
R | 33 | 14 | 17 | 2 | 30 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 43 | 341 | 31.0 | 0.455 |
O | 33 | 14 | 18 | 1 | 29 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 38 | 313 | 28.5 | 0.439 |
Z | 33 | 12 | 18 | 3 | 27 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 37 | 320 | 29.1 | 0.409 |
E | 33 | 12 | 19 | 2 | 26 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 35 | 335 | 30.5 | 0.394 |
J | 33 | 11 | 21 | 1 | 23 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 46 | 313 | 28.5 | 0.348 |
S | 33 | 9 | 21 | 3 | 21 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 32 | 288 | 26.2 | 0.318 |
& | 33 | 3 | 27 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 26 | 249 | 22.6 | 0.136 |
SHRAPNEL
The greatest name in hockey!
New meaning to “Filing my holes.”
Referee Tim Peel has more goals this year than Valeri Nichushkin, Tim Schaller, Tom Pyatt, Chris Kunitz, and these guys are all forwards who have played over 20 games this year, and he’s tied with Alex Wennberg, Pat Maroon, Carl Hagelin & Milan Lucic. Any of these guys still sitting on OFHL rosters?
UNTIL NEXT WEEK…
Remember, Dec 24th is the OFHL Breakfast Banquet, 10:30 @ Denny’s. Bring a player to swap for the Christmas Gift Exchange. Here is last year’s player swap:
CORDY | trades | Peters CAR | coach | for | Luongo FLA | |
ROLPHY | Shinkaruk CGY | Duclair ARZ | ||||
EZ | Vatrano BOS | Miller ANA | ||||
TMAN | Shipaychov VGS | Housley BUF | ||||
VINNY | Rubstov PHI | Seabrook CHI | ||||
ERTY | Boucher OTT | Shinkaruk CGY | ||||
GOJO | Vatanen NJD | Vatrano BOS | ||||
ORV | Housley BUF | coach | Boucher OTT | |||
FULTY | Seabrook CHI | Rubstov PHI | ||||
R&S | Hutton VAN | Vatanen NJD | ||||
HAUKSTER | Duclair ARZ | Phaneuf OTT | ||||
DERKO | Miller ANA | Peters CAR | ||||
STIFLER | Phaneuf OTT | Hutton VAN | ||||
JBR | Luongo FLA | Shipaychov VGS |
From that list, only Vatanen (13pts), Duclair (12pts), and Luongo (12pts) remain in the OFHL.
Anyways, that’s it for another week. Have a good one!
If you read this far, send me a text stating “READ IT.” I just want to see who actually cares about this.
Week 10 – Rolphy Shines on Sunday
THE WEEK THAT WAS
- Brent Burns SJ & Eric Staal MN combining for 7 points in the last game of the week was just what Rolphy needed to pull ahead in his head to head match up with Haukster
- Rolphy took 1st overall for the week with 44.25 points
- Derko & GoJo also went 3-0
- Haukster had the 2nd most points (43.75) but ended the week with four guys on the injury list
- Derko sits in 1st in the standings, 8 points clear of Vinny; Derko also has a huge advantage in Total Player Points as he’s >57 ahead of T-man
- T-Man jumps up 2 spots to 4th overall
- GoJo jumps up 3 spots to 9th overall
- GoJo grabbed Alex Kerfoot CO with the week 9 pick-up
- The pick-up is a lottery again and a “4” was rolled. That means Stifler gets the week 10 pick-up
PLAYER OF THE WEEK
It should have been Haukster’s Jake Allen who led the OFHL with 10 points…
It could have been this tender from the German league…
https://twitter.com/HockeyWebCast/status/939522385266520064
But anyone who fist-bumps themselves has to win POTW. Well played, Kuznetsov.
FROM THE VAULT
Remembering the Goon.
SHRAPNEL
Worst 3rd Jerseys #4 – All the New York Islanders jerseys that weren’t the original.
Where did these ideas come from? Safety vests. Basketball jerseys. Captain Highliner.
M&M&M&M
Matt Martin & Mitch Marner get a pick-me-up from Matthews.
STANDINGS
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | PWk | TP | AVG | % |
D | 30 | 27 | 3 | 0 | 54 | 41.00 | 405.00 | 40.50 | 0.900 |
V | 30 | 23 | 7 | 0 | 46 | 31.00 | 327.25 | 32.73 | 0.767 |
H | 30 | 22 | 8 | 0 | 44 | 43.75 | 346.50 | 34.65 | 0.733 |
T | 30 | 19 | 11 | 0 | 38 | 36.50 | 347.75 | 34.78 | 0.633 |
F | 30 | 19 | 11 | 0 | 38 | 27.50 | 345.50 | 34.55 | 0.633 |
E | 30 | 18 | 11 | 1 | 37 | 35.75 | 339.25 | 33.93 | 0.617 |
C | 30 | 16 | 14 | 0 | 32 | 25.00 | 303.50 | 30.35 | 0.533 |
R | 30 | 16 | 14 | 0 | 32 | 44.25 | 295.25 | 29.53 | 0.533 |
G | 30 | 10 | 19 | 1 | 21 | 39.00 | 300.25 | 30.03 | 0.350 |
Z | 30 | 10 | 19 | 1 | 21 | 34.50 | 287.50 | 28.75 | 0.350 |
J | 30 | 10 | 20 | 0 | 20 | 16.75 | 277.75 | 27.78 | 0.333 |
O | 30 | 9 | 21 | 0 | 18 | 23.25 | 251.75 | 25.18 | 0.300 |
S | 30 | 5 | 24 | 1 | 11 | 29.50 | 240.50 | 24.05 | 0.183 |
& | 30 | 4 | 26 | 0 | 8 | 25.50 | 212.50 | 21.25 | 0.133 |
UNTIL NEXT WEEK…
So the results are in and it looks like most of you are good with the OFHL Christmas Banquet being held Dec 23rd at Denny’s 10am. To you Out-of-towners, find a homeless guy and take him to Denny’s. It’ll do your heart good and the conversation will be way better.
Forbes Magazine listed the NHL’s most valuable franchises. See it here.
So it begs the question:
That’s it. Get your shopping done this week. Or don’t. And meet the rest of us on the afternoon of the 24th at the BC Liquor Store.
Playoffs Week 1 – Halftime!
PLAYOFFS
Week 1 is over with one more to go.
Tier 1 – Thee Top Dogs Division
All teams that finished in the money at the end of the regular season – Cordy, Rolphy, Fulty, Derko, & T-Man. They are playing for a draft pick at the end of the 5th round 2017. Here are the stats after week 1.
TEAM | PTS |
Derko | 41 |
T-Man | 40 |
Fulty | 39 |
Rolphy | 34 |
Cordy | 28 |
Tier 2 – The Vinny Table Division
Consists of those teams that finished out of the money but not in the bottom 4 – eZ, Haukster, Vinny, GoJo, Erty. They are playing for a pick at the end of the 4th round.
Week 1 stats.
TEAM | PTS |
Haukster | 38 |
GoJo | 35 |
eZ | 34 |
Vinny | 34 |
Erty | 28 |
Tier 3 – The Bottom Feeders Division
The bottom 4 teams in regular season – Stifler, JBR, Orv, Ren & Stimpy. They are playing for a pick at the end of the 3rd round.
TEAM | PTS |
JBR | 44 |
Orv | 33 |
R&S | 26 |
Stifler | 17 |
JBR is all over this. Stifler isn’t.
SHRAPNEL
This past week was the 20 Year Anniversary of the Last Great Line Brawl between the Avs and the Red Wings. It was the get-back-at-Claude-Lemieux-for-his-cheap-shot-on-Kris-Draper game. It had it all. Legends wrestling, Sucker punches, Goalie fights, a Flying Shanahan… Watch the grainy video and think of simpler times.
And what was the result of all this? 22 penalty minutes. No suspensions. No game misconducts. Neither goalie ejected. McCarty even came back to score the winner on Patrick Roy late in the game. Good fun.
OFHL DRAFT 2017
The Lottery Draft was held on Friday and here were the odds:
- R&S – 20%
- Tman (from Orv) – 17.8%
- JBR – 15.6%
- Stiler – 13.3%
- Erty – 11.1%
- GoJo – 8.9%
- Vinny – 6.7%
- Haukster – 4.4%
- Tman (from eZ via Cordy) – 2.2%
Side note: Fulty’s motion that you must be present to win was debated. It was agreed to hold off the vote for this motion until after the lotto pick had been made
This will be the highest pick for Erty since ’12 when he grabbed Galchenyuk MT #3.
Denny’s Christmas Gift Exchange Revisited
Remember the Christmas Player Exchange at Denny’s? No? Here’s a breakdown of the the players traded, their points since Christmas, and their new team.
PLAYER | POINTS SINCE CHRISTMAS | NEW TEAM | DUMPED BY |
Chara BOS | 22 | JBR | Orv |
Jokinen FLA | 21 | T-Man | Fulty |
Ladd NYI | 20 | Fulty | Haukster |
Edler VAN | 19 | Stifler | GoJo |
Boedker SJ | 16 | Cordy | Rolphy |
Ceci OTT | 14 | GoJo | EZ |
Grigorenko COL | 11 | Rolphy | JBR |
Hudler DAL | 9 | Erty | T-Man |
Bjugstad FLA | 9 | R&S | Stifler |
Stralman TB | 7 | Orv | Erty |
Kulikov BUF | 6 | Haukster | Derko |
Garrison TB | 4 | Vinny | R&S |
Yakupov STL | 2 | EZ | Cordy |
Rubtsov PHI | 0 | Derko | Vinny |
JBR had the top point-getter (Chara with 22 since Christmas)
Cordy had the biggest jump (got Boedker, dropped Yakupov = gain of 14pts)
Orv had the biggest drop (got Stralman, dropped Chara = drop of 15pts)
But did it really matter? Or was it just kinda fun? Or could Grigorenko be the next Brent Burns?
PARTING SHOT
March Madness wraps up on Monday night with Gonzaga Bulldogs up against North Carolina. Go Zags!
So that’s it! The last Sunday night that you have to stop the family movie while you go put in your roster, and then can’t decide between the superstar who plays one game, or the plug who plays five. Enjoy the REAL playoffs.
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