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Playoff Champ(s) and Season Review
Congrats to the OFHL Playoff Pool Winners
- ELITE EIGHT Playoff Winner – ROLPHY wins a 4th rd pick in ’24. Takes a one-point win over R&S
- B Side Winner – Congrats to GnR who beats Fulty 16-13 to grab a 5th rd pick in ’24
9-11 POOL WINNER
- Erty had 15 pts for a 3-week total of 90 pts. He wins the 9-11 pool and gets a 3rd rd pick in ’24
- Team ORV ended with 87 points
- EZ ended up with 72 points
DRAFT LOTTERY WILL BE HELD VERY SOON. GET YOUR BALLS READY!
- Vinny 14 balls
- Haukster 13
- Vinny (from T-Man) 12
- EZ 11
- Team Orv 10
- Erty 9
- GnR 8
- Fulty 7
- Cordy 6
- JBR 5
- Cordy (from Stifler) 4
- EZ (from Rolphy) 3
- T-Man (from Derko) 2
- R&S 1
THE NEXT ONE?
IT’S DEBATABLE
THE CURSE IS REAL!!
WELL, THAT’S IT. THE 2023-24 SEASON COMES TO AN END
Here’s a recap on the PATH TO GREATNESS as provided by the latest Champs. (Click on image and enlarge for clearer version)
Thanks to all who contributed to the pool in any way; especially to ERTY for the weekly Officepools changes, and to FULTY for keeping the files up to date, and adding content to the weekly updates – even if much of it has to be censored or edited to make it SFW.
ENJOY THE NHL PLAYOFFS! SEE YOU ALL IN SEPTEMBER AT SUN PEAKS!
Playoffs – Week 1
Week 1 of the OFHL Playoffs saw the top 4 teams in the regular season move on into round 2 of the ELITE EIGHT Pool. It’s now Sudde-Death as the loser of this round is eliminated. The winner of the A side gets a 4th rd pick.
B SIDE – Losres of the 1st round go into the B Side. It’s also Sudden-Death as the loser of this round is eliminated. The winner of the B Side gets a 5th rd pick
In the 9-11 Pool (which is being scrapped for next year, because, let’s face it, why should a team that wins less than 30% of their games be in a playoff for a chance for a 3rd rounder – yeah, we’re talking about you, EZ! What were we thinking?) Anyways… After 1 week:
- Erty leads with 42 pts
- Team ORV next with 36
- EZ brings up the rear with 33
Looking Back on “Strait from Rolphy”
Last week we forgot to look back on the Napkin’s predictions, so, in the tradition of Orv’s predictive “Napkin,” Rolphy submitted his own attempt at fore-telling the results for the OFHL season. Let’s see how he did:
He was actually bang on for three predictions: R&S at #1, Futy #7, and Team Orv at # 10. His biggest misses were T-Man (predicted for 4th – finished 12th,) Cordy (predicted 13th; finished 6th,) and Derko (predicted 6th; finished 2nd.) In all, not a bad first season. Good work, Swami!
OL’ TIME HOCKEY
Rangers and Devils threw back to the NHL’s Neadrathal past this week as a full line brawl erupted at the start of the game. Shameful! They could learn something from the OFHL brothers.
FEDOTOV ARRIVES IN PHILLY
SID THE MIDDLE-AGED KID
NHL SALARIES – 1990 STYLE
Most were still being paid in Canadian dollars.
FROM THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE
SKINNER JOINS 1000 GAME CLUB
STATS GUY IS ON HIS GAME
Forgot to Mention… Here’s the DRAFT LOTTERY BALLS FOR ’24
- Vinny 14 balls
- Haukster 13
- Vinny (from T-Man) 12
- EZ 11
- Team Orv 10
- Erty 9
- GnR 8
- Fulty 7
- Cordy 6
- JBR 5
- Cordy (from Stifler) 4
- EZ (from Rolphy) 3
- T-Man (from Derko) 2
- R&S 1
BUSCEMI FAMILY PORTRAIT
WEEK 23 – The Penultimate Week!
Sounds more exciting than it really is since Ren & Stimpy clinched THE ORV trophy last week. But this week Derko clinched 2nd place and his 4th Derko Cup ($180), while Rolphy clinched 3rd place ($120). All that’s left is to play for 4th place money and to see who makes the playoffs.
FROM THE NHL BOARD OF GOVERNOR’S MEETINGS
JERSEY FOUL
WHAT’S WITH THE WHL TREND OF REBRANDING JERSEYS?
MORE NEWS FROM THE DUB
MORE MCKENNA HYPE
That Gretzky kid was pretty good at the hockey
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE STICKS??
CONSPIRACY THEORY?
RIP CHRIS SIMON
THE WEEKLY REVIEW
- Big Week: Cordy with 48
- 3-0 weeks from R&S, Cordy, Erty, and Team Orv
- Stinky Week: EZ with 20
- Haukster joins Vinny as the second team eliminated from the OFHL playoffs
- Movers: Stifler and Cordy moved up 1 spot
- Top Forward: McDavid 11 pts
- Top Rook: Luke Hughes with 6
- Top Vet: Tavares 8 pts
- Top D: Bouchard 8 pts
- Top G: Oettinger & Saros each with 6 pts
- HUGE BATTLE for the last $ spot coming up between the expansion cousins JBR & Stifler. Both tied with 82 Pts, but Stifler holds a 1 Total Player Point (TP) lead.
STANDINGS
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | TP | AVG | % | W | L | T | PWk | |
1. R&S | 69 | 60 | 8 | 1 | 121 | 912 | 39.7 | 0.877 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 47 |
2. Derko | 69 | 49 | 17 | 3 | 101 | 855 | 37.2 | 0.732 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 44 |
3. Rolphy | 69 | 46 | 22 | 1 | 93 | 813 | 35.3 | 0.674 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 42 |
S | 69 | 39 | 26 | 4 | 82 | 782 | 34.0 | 0.594 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 38 |
J | 69 | 39 | 26 | 4 | 82 | 781 | 34.0 | 0.594 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 40 |
C | 69 | 36 | 30 | 3 | 75 | 753 | 32.7 | 0.543 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 48 |
G | 69 | 35 | 30 | 4 | 74 | 731 | 31.8 | 0.536 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 44 |
F | 69 | 34 | 31 | 4 | 72 | 757 | 32.9 | 0.522 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 41 |
E | 69 | 33 | 33 | 3 | 69 | 723 | 31.4 | 0.500 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 45 |
O | 69 | 26 | 40 | 3 | 55 | 701 | 30.5 | 0.399 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 43 |
Z | 69 | 21 | 47 | 1 | 43 | 564 | 24.5 | 0.312 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 20 |
T | 69 | 18 | 49 | 2 | 38 | 642 | 27.9 | 0.275 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 27 |
H | 69 | 17 | 50 | 2 | 36 | 584 | 25.4 | 0.261 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 22 |
V | 69 | 12 | 56 | 1 | 25 | 533 | 23.2 | 0.181 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 24 |
OFHL PLAYOFFS – Some changes to the OFHL Playoffs this year (except for the bottom 3 teams – you guys are DONE!)
Top 8 Playoff Pool – Teams finishing 1st through 8h in the OFHL regular season are in a head-to-head playoff pool. Week one will have teams 1v8, 2v7, 3v6, 4v5.
- Week one winners will go into the “A” side of the pool while the week one losers will go into the “B” side of the pool.
- Playoffs will continue head-to-head for week 2 and 3 until we have an “A” side winner and a “B” side winner
- The “A” side winner will receive a pick at the end of the 4th round in the next year. The “B” side winner will receive a pick at the end of the 5th round.
9-11 Pick Pool – Teams finishing 9th through 11th in the OFHL regular season are in a three-week total points pool. (changes allowed weekly) The winner receives a pick at the end of the 3rd round in the next year.
SPEAKING OF PLAYOFFS…
Last Week of the Regular Season coming up. Have a Gooder!
Week 13 – USA! USA!
Gold Medals are nice and all, but a year of Chipotle! C’mon!
Of all the WJC posts, this is probably the best.
Even the Toronto Sun thinks T-Man’s players suck.
The No. 1 picks from the 2023 NBA & NHL drafts.
WHOSE CARD?
THE WEEK IN BULLETS
Thanks to Fulty for sending out the updates. Always interesting to look over old drafts and trades. This is one of my favorite trades…
- Best week: Rolphy with 47 points
- Big Mover: Erty moves up one spot to 7th
- Top F: M. Tkachuk 8pts
- Top R: Lots tied at 2pts
- Top Vet: Hyman 6pts
- Top D: Makar 7pts
- Top G: Bobrovsky & Hellebuyck with 6pts
- The pick-up for Week 13 goes to T-Man as a 4 was rolled.
STANDINGS
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | TP | AVG | % | W | L | T | PWk | |
R&S | 39 | 36 | 2 | 1 | 73 | 519 | 39.9 | 0.936 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 36 |
D | 39 | 27 | 11 | 1 | 55 | 445 | 34.2 | 0.705 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 35 |
S | 39 | 23 | 12 | 4 | 50 | 452 | 34.8 | 0.641 | . | 1 | 1 | 1 | 38 |
J | 39 | 23 | 13 | 3 | 49 | 439 | 33.8 | 0.628 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 30 |
R | 39 | 23 | 15 | 1 | 47 | 427 | 32.8 | 0.603 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 47 |
C | 39 | 20 | 17 | 2 | 42 | 421 | 32.4 | 0.538 | . | 1 | 1 | 1 | 38 |
E | 39 | 19 | 18 | 2 | 40 | 408 | 31.4 | 0.513 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 32 |
F | 39 | 18 | 18 | 3 | 39 | 418 | 32.2 | 0.500 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 30 |
O | 39 | 17 | 20 | 2 | 36 | 387 | 29.8 | 0.462 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 28 |
GnR | 39 | 16 | 20 | 3 | 35 | 390 | 30.0 | 0.449 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 30 |
H | 39 | 12 | 25 | 2 | 26 | 344 | 26.5 | 0.333 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 26 |
Z | 39 | 12 | 27 | 0 | 24 | 321 | 24.7 | 0.308 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 13 |
T | 39 | 9 | 29 | 1 | 19 | 360 | 27.7 | 0.244 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 25 |
V | 39 | 5 | 33 | 1 | 11 | 289 | 22.2 | 0.141 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 28 |
WHOSE CARD WAS IT?
OFHL HISTORICAL QUOTES
AND FINALLY, FOR ANY OF YOU WONDERING WHEN TO RETIRE…
Week 18 – Events, Milestones, & Killing Tim(e)
Lots of big events this week; first up, kudos to the Canadian Women’s Hockey team that took its 5th Gold in the last six Olympics!
From Gold to Silver: Doughty played his 1000th game this week and was honoured before the game with the Oilers. The tribute went a little long, but Doughty thanked the Oilers for waiting. “I know it sucks watching this.” Tyson Barrie was caught on a hot mic several times in the game giving his own tribute…
- Thought they give you a silver stick for a thousand?
- Is that tin foil?
- No wonder you love LA. Worst player on the team gets a $10m contract.
Jagr’s 50
Crosby Gets his 500th
Seattle’s Women’s Team Jerseys
JERSEY FOULS
THE WEEK IN BULLETS
- Big Week goes to TMan with 55
- Only T-Man and Fulty had 3-0 weeks
- No change up top as the Big 4 hold their positions
- JBR holds the last Tier 1 playoff spot ahead of Derko & Erty
- Only one team moved up as the braintrust of Chico & Neuf pushed Team Orv up to 6th.
- Pick-up goes to a Lottery again and a “1” was rolled so the Week 18 pick-up goes to GnR
STANDINGS
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | TP | AVG | % | W | L | T | PWk | |
1. Fulty | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 | 86 | 626 | 34.8 | 0.796 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 46 |
2. R&S | 54 | 41 | 12 | 1 | 83 | 580 | 32.2 | 0.769 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 44 |
3. eZ | 54 | 39 | 11 | 4 | 82 | 586 | 32.6 | 0.759 | . | 2 | 0 | 1 | 34 |
4. TMan | 54 | 38 | 13 | 3 | 79 | 619 | 34.4 | 0.731 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 55 |
5. Vinny | 54 | 32 | 20 | 2 | 66 | 497 | 27.6 | 0.611 | . | 1 | 1 | 1 | 24 |
6. TeamOrv | 54 | 24 | 28 | 2 | 50 | 483 | 26.8 | 0.463 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 38 |
7. Rolphy | 54 | 23 | 28 | 3 | 49 | 495 | 27.5 | 0.454 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 33 |
8. JBR | 54 | 20 | 30 | 4 | 44 | 479 | 26.6 | 0.407 | . | 0 | 2 | 1 | 34 |
9. Derko | 54 | 18 | 32 | 4 | 40 | 447 | 24.8 | 0.370 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 32 |
10. Erty | 54 | 19 | 33 | 2 | 40 | 428 | 23.8 | 0.370 | . | 0 | 2 | 1 | 24 |
11. Haukster | 54 | 18 | 34 | 2 | 38 | 394 | 21.9 | 0.352 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 16 |
12. Cordy | 54 | 15 | 35 | 4 | 34 | 442 | 24.6 | 0.315 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 26 |
13. Stifler | 54 | 16 | 36 | 2 | 34 | 419 | 23.3 | 0.315 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 31 |
14. GnR | 54 | 15 | 38 | 1 | 31 | 429 | 23.8 | 0.287 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 37 |
AVERAGES
AVGS | T | F | & | V | J | E | Z | D | C | S | H | O | R | G |
F | 1 | 2 | 3 | 9 | 5 | 13 | 4 | 8 | 6 | 10 | 14 | 6 | 11 | 12 |
R | 11 | 2 | 10 | 2 | 7 | 14 | 5 | 5 | 12 | 12 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 2 |
V | 1 | 6 | 11 | 4 | 2 | 13 | 7 | 12 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 14 |
D | 5 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 11 | 7 | 3 | 13 | 12 | 10 | 14 | 9 | 4 | 7 |
G | 9 | 8 | 4 | 7 | 11 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 9 | 13 | 6 | 5 | 14 | 11 |
Tot | 2 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 8 | 12 | 3 | 9 | 10 | 13 | 14 | 7 | 6 | 11 |
Until Next Week…Stay Safe, Tim.
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