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Week 16 – Some Canadian Teams Are Hot; Ottawa’s Not!

THINGS ARE BAD IN OTTAWA

25 minutes into Saturday’s game vs NYR, Ottawa was leading 2-0. The Rangers went on to score 7 in a row on 17 shots. And Jacques was not happy.

SHARKS DEPLOY NEW POWERPLAY SYSTEM

MAPLE LEAFS DEPLOY BOLD DEFENSIVE STRATEGY

BRUINS TO MOVE TO NFL?

Does Fanatics know something we don’t?

NHL HISTORICAL JERSEY NUMBERS

A LOT CAN CHANGE IN TWO SEASONS

TIRED OF BETTING ADS? SO IS EVERYONE

WHOSE CARD? 

Over his career, this player was traded for 8 players, 6 picks, and cash.

ANOTHER QUESTION FOR YOU

Which OFHL GM bought this edition of Sports Illustrated at a sports memorabilia auction, and why?

Post your possible responses on WhatsApp today. The winner gets a beer, as does the best, wrong answer.

WHAT HAPPENED THIS WEEK    

  • Big Week: JBR with 47pts
  • 3-0 Weeks for JBR, GnR, & Derko
  • Derko now within 10 points of R&S
  • GnR moved up one spot to 7th
  • Top F: Kucherov with 9 pts
  • Top Rook: Laferriere 3pts
  • Top Vet: Duchene & Seguin 4pts
  • Top D: Harley 9pts
  • Top G: 3 players with 6pts
  • Pick-up goes to T-Man as a 4 was rolled
  • It’s SUPER WEEK: Jan. 29 – Feb. 11. A 2-week run over NHL All-Star weekend.
  • Rule tweak: It was pointed out that the current reading of rule X.d of the OFHL League Rules could have been interpreted to read that GMs were not allowed to increase their roster size by a trade. Not true. We want to encourage trading, not discourage it. We’ve always allowed teams to go over 12 players via trade. In fact, Rule V.d.ii.2 states, “After Cut-Down Day, the Bench can only go above 12 members through a trade.
  • So Rule X.d should be modified to read “The player(s) traded may be inserted onto the Bench, Active Roster, or Prospect List (provided there is room on the AR or PL.)” 
  • Thanks for your attention (the 9 of you who regularly read to the end – analytics don’t lie.) Now, on with the update.

STANDINGS 

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WHOSE CARD WAS IT? 

UNTIL NEXT WEEK…  

“Dad, my skates are dull. Can you get them sharpened right now?” Dad runs to the lobby with a fistful of quarters. Done.

Week 8 – JBR’s Wild Ride

JBR’s season in a gif.

First to 5th to 2nd to 4th and back to 2nd. Sure, he’s keeping pace, and it’s entertaining, but we know how it’ll likely end. Still, keep the faith, JBR. Crazier things have happened.

YOU WANT GOALS?

Are you tired of waiting to watch TSN/SportsNet highlights of a game and they only show 1 or 2 goals? Here are 6 minutes of the 17 goals scored between the Kings & Kraken on Tuesday night. It’s a goal every 22 seconds!

SPEAKING OF GOALS

Throwback to 1982 and John Garrett’s NHL record for worst save % by a goalie when facing 15+ shots

Garrett bailed out his team with 3 saves each period. And he got the win.
Peter Stastny after the win: We Were lucky. We are a good team but we need to be better… mostly Johnny.

MEM CUP SKED IS OUT

I say we all crash at Derko’s and take in the final. Who’s with me?

NAME THIS GOALIE 

Click on your guess below. Answer at bottom

WHOSE CARD? 

SHRAPNEL 

The NHL revealed the 2023 Winter Classic jerseys for the Jan. 2 tilt between the Bruins and Penguins. 

It’ll be a great game for the colorblind to watch.

THE WEEK IN BULLETS 

  • Birthday boy JBR rode the roller-coaster to a 50-point week
  • 3-0 weeks for JBR, EZ, Fulty, & Team Orv
  • Biggest movers: JBR jumps up 2 to 2nd; EZ up 2 spots to 3rd; Fulty also up 2 to 4th place.
  • Pick up goes to lottery. A 3 was rolled so Haukster gets the week 8 pick-up.
  • In My Other Pool… congrats to Jordy who won $40 in the group stage of the OFHL World Cup and proved that chaos is random.

STANDINGS 

TEAM G W L T PTS TPP AVG %   W L T PWk
Tman 24 20 4 0 40 313 39.1 0.833 . 2 1 0 43
JBR 24 16 7 1 33 317 39.6 0.688 . 3 0 0 50
EZ 24 16 7 1 33 282 35.3 0.688 . 3 0 0 40
Fulty 24 15 7 2 32 291 36.4 0.667 . 3 0 0 47
R&S 24 15 8 1 31 286 35.8 0.646 . 1 2 0 32
Rolphy 24 14 7 3 31 271 33.9 0.646 . 0 3 0 33
Erty 24 13 10 1 27 277 34.6 0.563 . 2 1 0 38
Stifler 24 10 11 3 23 266 33.3 0.479 . 0 2 1 36
Orv’s Boys 24 10 12 2 22 251 31.4 0.458 . 3 0 0 45
Derko 24 10 14 0 20 278 34.8 0.417 . 1 2 0 40
Cordy 24 9 15 0 18 251 31.4 0.375 . 2 1 0 37
GnR 24 7 17 0 14 240 30.0 0.292 . 0 3 0 31
Vinny 24 3 19 2 8 209 26.1 0.167 . 0 2 1 36
Haukster 24 2 22 0 4 173 21.6 0.083 . 0 3 0 19

GOALIE?

Even with a career .870 save% and a winning percentage of 35%, this guy still eats for free in any Vancouver restaurant based on a magical 2-month run.

WHOSE CARD?  

The PIM should have given it away.

Speaking of PIMS… check out these infractions.

Ah, the 70s… Bench-clearing brawl & goalie fight (Hanlon & Meloche); and all this carnage happened in the last minute of the game.

LOOKING FOR CHRISTMAS GIFTS?

The Jack Hughes quote machine is now a business. When New Jersey was on their win streak, he was asked by a reporter what the Devils could do to gain more consistency throughout the full 60 minutes. He replied, “I mean, we’re on a nine-game heater. I’d say we’re doing okay.” 

His quotes have been made into stickers, and are all in the “Boring Sean Monahan” genre.

Quote above from Hughes when asked what the team was told between periods in a 3-3 tie.

OFHL’s ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PANCAKE FEST & PLAYER EXCHANGE

Orv’s tradition carries on this year with the annual player exchange at Denny’s, 10am on Sat. Dec. 24th. If not attending you still need to send in a player to exchange for …ya know… fun.

Week 2 – Derkospotting

So, Derko missed the OFHL draft for the first time ever. He said he was at a wedding in Ontario. He was actually golfing in Arizona. Actually footage of him below.

He could have made it back in time but the round took 19 hours to complete.

But when he did get home, he was happy to receive his OFHL Championship trophy. So happy, in fact, that he now takes it with him wherever he goes (plus his sandwich maker has threatened to throw it in the dumpster if she finds it in bed again.)

   

The last picture is part of Derko’s new Gridr profile that Fulty was more than happy to create.

WHO KNEW?

Don’t look now but the Sabres are above .500! Last time that happened? October 2013. And coincidentally, that was the last time Orv was above .500. At least one of these teams is improving.

It’s easy to kick guys when they’re down, but it’s not really fair… unless they are drunk when they submit their Sunday night changes.

Actually, ORVY had a pretty good week (2-1) beating Stifler & Fulty.

Fulty after finding out he lost to Orv.

But no one was as good as Haukster & GoJo who were both perfect after garnering 41 points.

T-Man & EZ sit in first place and are the only undefeated teams after 6 games.

JBR sits in last again and gets the week 2 pick-up.

STANDINGS WEEK 2

TEAM G W L T PTS PWk TP AVG %
T 6 5 0 1 11 34 62 31.0 0.917
Z 6 5 0 1 11 34 59 29.5 0.917
G 6 4 2 0 8 41 63 31.5 0.667
D 6 3 2 1 7 33 58 29.0 0.583
H 6 3 3 0 6 41 61 30.5 0.500
F 6 3 3 0 6 22 59 29.5 0.500
C 6 3 3 0 6 26 56 28.0 0.500
S 6 3 3 0 6 21 48 24.0 0.500
V 6 3 3 0 6 26 46 23.0 0.500
R 6 2 4 0 4 23 51 25.5 0.333
O 6 2 4 0 4 29 45 22.5 0.333
& 6 2 4 0 4 18 36 18.0 0.333
E 6 1 4 1 3 34 51 25.5 0.250
J 6 1 5 0 2 22 36 18.0 0.167

CUT DOWN DAY

Two weeks (Midnight Sunday Oct. 28) until Cut-Down Day where you have to declare your 13 Active, 12 Bench, and 5 for the Prospect List (If you don’t remember the rules for the Prospect List, click here)

SHRAPNEL

On a United flight from Newark Oct 9th, they advertised the Leafs cup-drought as a reason to visit Toronto.

Three Great Days in Toronto:

  1. Go to the zoo
  2. Put on sunscreen
  3. Reminisce on what has been accomplished in the past 51 years

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SATURDAYS ARE FOR THE CANADIAN TEAMS!

All six Canadian teams that were in action on Saturday Oct 13 were winners (Van, Cgy, Edm, Tor, Mtl, & Ott – Wpg didn’t play.) Last time 6 Canadian teams all won? Oct. 7, 1989.
UNTIL NEXT WEEK…KEEP YOUR HEAD UP! (or down)

Week 3 – Oct 22

Cut-down day is coming! Sunday night Oct. 29 Mid-night. You have to be down to 31 players or Rolphy will turn off the heat in your house. Oh yeah, he’s that powerful.

You will need to have decided on your 31 players:

  • 26 active players (you can still wait until before the first game Monday to put in your weekly lineup)
  • 5 prospects/farm (23 years of age or younger – any position)

THE WEEK THAT WAS

  • Erty piled on another 3-0 with his high week of 44.25pts
  • Also going 3-0: Fulty, Derko, eZ, Haukster, Vinny
  • Six teams went 0-3 as things are starting to spread out a bit.
  • Derko is a perfect 9-0 and has the most player points
  • Vinny is making a push to leave the Vinny Table in splinters as he’s 8-1 – only loss coming to Derko
  • Ren & Stimpy had the stinky week with 22.25 but get the pick up for this week

PLAYER OF THE WEEK

Great week for anyone who had TBay players. Erty had 8’s from his Ruskies, Kucherov & Vasilevsky, but Vinny’s Stamkos hit 11 points for the nod.

SHRAPNEL

Bruins teammates Charlie McAvoy and David Backes held a friendly wager this past weekend when their college teams, Boston U & Minnesota State squared off for a two-game series.

Backes offered to pay for the rook’s dinner on the road if BU won both games, while McAvoy agreed to come to Backes house and pick up his dog’s poop if Minnesota State swept. It seemed like a pretty good proposition for McAvoy, as BU came into the series ranked second in the country while Minnesota State was unranked.

Well tough luck, Rook, Minny pounded the Terriers, winning 6-3 and 3-0.

A bet is a bet, so McAvoy had to make the house call with a scooper in hand.

Everybody is jumping on the Don Cherry tribute jerseys. Friday night was Brandon Wheat Kings turn.

STANDINGS

TEAM G W L T PTS PWk TP AVG %
Derko 9 9 0 0 18 38.75 114.25 38.08 1.000
Vinny 9 8 1 0 16 32.00 96.25 32.08 0.889
Fulty 9 7 2 0 14 35.50 107.25 35.75 0.778
Erty 9 6 2 1 13 44.25 107.25 35.75 0.722
Haukstr 9 6 3 0 12 37.25 98.00 32.67 0.667
JBR 9 5 4 0 10 29.50 87.25 29.08 0.556
Crdy 9 5 4 0 10 25.50 86.25 28.75 0.556
Rolphy 9 5 4 0 10 30.25 81.00 27.00 0.556
Tman 9 3 6 0 6 25.75 85.75 28.58 0.333
Zwiersy 9 3 6 0 6 34.50 83.00 27.67 0.333
GoJo 9 2 7 0 4 26.50 83.50 27.83 0.222
Stiflr 9 1 7 1 3 26.25 73.25 24.42 0.167
Orb 9 1 8 0 2 25.25 68.50 22.83 0.111
Ren & Stimpy 9 1 8 0 2 22.25 59.75 19.92 0.111

UNTIL NEXT WEEK…

Two great Canadians left us this week:

One you might not know so much about. John Dunsworth played Mr. Lahey on the Trailer Park Boys. An actor with a diverse resume, he never drank but played the whiskey drinking trailer park supervisor for many seasons.

No other Canadian musician understood this country’s deep love of hockey as did Gordon Downie. The life-long Bruins fan was a goalie who backstopped the Amherstville Bantam Rep to an Ontario Provincial Championship back in the day. Here is a tribute to Gord, his love of Canada, and his love of the game. Take some time, raise a glass and enjoy…

A tribute to his father who used to stand at “The Lonely End” and watch Gord in net.

The video for “The Darkest One” encompasses so much Canadiana:

  • Trailer Park Boys jacking a motor
  • old dollar bills
  • Don Cherry backhanding Ricky
  • old school Canadian stubbies
  • Bubbles with the cat
  • Bubbles driving
  • and Downie raising a glass at 2:36. Cheers!

Week 24 – I Can See Clearly Now. Sorta.

It’s not crystal clear, but things are starting to align;

  • GoJo had the big week with 35, but Fulty’s 33 helped him go 3-0 and grab hold of first again
  • Cordy, Derko, & Rolphy all stumbled
    • Cordy got a grand total of “zero” from his goalies
    • Derko still sits in 3rd, 2 points up on Rolphy
    • Rolphy & Derko each lost to Fulty
  • Fulty’s number to clinch is 5 – either his wins or Cordy’s losses
  • EZ, T-Man and Vinny all went 3-0
  • Erty, T-Man & GoJo are in a tight battle for 5th with only 5 points separating them
  • JBR took the season series over Stifler 4-2

GET TO KNOW ME!

Time to get to know your OFHL Franchises. This week’s spotlight…. TEAM ORV

Orv’s favorite 90’s rock band, “King’s X” is in the spotlight this week. This goes back 25 years.

  • 19th season of operation
  • 1st season: 1997-98 (8th – last place – 0.278)
  • Came in with expansion cousin Warren Asuchak (WAsu always considered the season a success if he finished ahead of Orv)
  • Worst finish: 11th (last) 2002 – 0.346. But the next year…
  • Orv became the only OFHL team to ever go “worst to first”
  • Best finish: OFHL Champion (2003 – 0.810%)
  • 1st selection: Yogi Svejkovsky WS – 7th overall 1997 draft
  • 1st pick-up: Jason Allison BO, Nov ’97.
  • 1st trade: with GoJo – Sent Svehla FL to GoJo for Emerson CR, Sheppard FL, & a 5th
  • Highest pick: 2014 – Took Sam Reinhart BF 1st overall
  • 1st overalls he traded away:
    • 1998 – Orv traded the 1st to Rob who picked Lecavalier TB
    • 2002 – Orv traded the 1st to Wendell who picked Theodore MT
    • 2006 – Orv traded the 1st to Pocock who picked Kane CH
  • Young Orv & GoJo fondling the Nordic Prince trophy in years gone by.

    Young Orv & No-flow GoJo fondling the Nordic Prince trophy in years gone by.

FUTURE WATCH

The Hockey News came out with their Future Watch edition and while they ranked the Arizona Coyotes #1 and NYR #30, here are the OFHL Grades:

Grade/ GM/ # of players in Top 75 Future/ # of U21’s already in NHL/ Total / Rank in Top 75 or U21 already in NHL

(Places and grades decided by a select group of GMs under the influence of several IPAs)

Future Watch 1

 

Future Watch 2

PAST WATCH

Remember these beauties?

Remember these beauties? (Reddick & Berthiaume)

Or this one?

Or this one?

Sadly, now they’re mostly this…

At least he's still making the News.

At least he’s still making the News.

JERSEY FOULS

Richard Rakell's Swedish fan club ruin two jerseys.

Rickard Rakell’s Swedish fan club ruin two jerseys (plus the one guy’s in either long shorts or short pants.

POTW – Dubnyk MN gets 8 points for team GoJo

Devan Dubnyk, age 10. “He looked like a goalie,” said his father, Barry.

Devan Dubnyk, age 10. “He looked like a goalie,” said his father, Barry.

Ever wonder how big & bad the Big, Bad Bruins” really were.

A few big boys: Hodge, Bucyk, O'Reilly, but I'm sure a guy named "Carol" leaned how to fight pretty quick.

A few big boys: Hodge, Bucyk, O’Reilly, but I’m sure a guy named “Carol” leaned how to fight pretty quick.

STANDINGS

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That’s it, enjoy the races for places. Hey, that rhymed.

Coming up: The Penultimate Week