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Week 5 – Oilers Edition
On Sunday the Oilers fired Woodcroft & Manson and replaced them with Kris Knoblauch (no NHL coaching experience) & Paul Coffey (who has won championships… coaching his kids in the Toronto Atom House system.)
The Athletic came out with their “NHL 32 Power Rankings” this week and the Bruins were #1. San Jose Sharks were #31, and where were the Oilers? That’s right, #112! The Oil finished behind the following:
- 32. The Kansas City Chiefs on skates
- 33. The Denver Nuggets, also on skates
- 34. The Texas Rangers, you guessed it, on skates
- …
- 46. San Jose Barracuda
- 47. An actual shark
- …
- 60. The 2014-15 Edmonton Oilers
- 61. The 1984-85 Edmonton Oilers at their current age using the same gear they had in the 1980s
- …
- 97. A local peewee hockey team with a lot of gumption that just won the state championship against all odds after being taken over by a begrudging, but loving coach with a lot of heart
- …
- 111. The Suez Canal Boat
THIS KID…WOW!
SHRAPNEL
WHOSE CARD?
OFHL HISTORICAL QUOTES
ROLPHY: “That’s three bad weeks in a row for T-Man. I’m sure can hear us coming for him. He must be having some sleepless nights.”
FULTY: “Oh, he’s having sleepless nights all right… damn enlarged prostate!”
THE WEEK IN BULLETS
- Congrats to EZ on joining the ranks of grandparenthood. Now pay attention to your 4-11 team.
- R&S perfect through 5 weeks
- Stifler has the Big Week with 49 points
- 3-0 weeks for Derko, Stifler, and R&S
- It’s tight up top; 2nd through 10th only 5 points apart
- D, C, & R jumped up 4 spots in the standings
- F & GnR fell 4 spots; Orv fell 5
- Top Forward: Reinhart 10pts
- Top Rook: Bedard 6pts
- Top Vet: Six tied at 4pts
- Top D: Hughes 8pts
- Top G: Bobrovsky 8pts
- Vinny is in last but it’s his 3rd time so it goes to a lottery… a 5 was rolled so the week 5 pickup goes to TMan (how long since you last “won” the p/up T-Man?)
STANDINGS
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | TP | AVG | % | W | L | T | PWk | |
R&S | 15 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 195 | 39.0 | 1.000 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 40 |
Cordy | 15 | 9 | 5 | 1 | 19 | 164 | 32.8 | 0.633 | . | 2 | 0 | 1 | 43 |
Rolphy | 15 | 9 | 5 | 1 | 19 | 155 | 31.0 | 0.633 | . | 2 | 0 | 1 | 43 |
JBR | 15 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 18 | 170 | 34.0 | 0.600 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 34 |
Fulty | 15 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 18 | 164 | 32.8 | 0.600 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 28 |
Derko | 15 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 18 | 156 | 31.2 | 0.600 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 41 |
Stifler | 15 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 17 | 167 | 33.4 | 0.567 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 49 |
GnR | 15 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 16 | 160 | 32.0 | 0.533 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 34 |
Erty | 15 | 7 | 7 | 1 | 15 | 153 | 30.6 | 0.500 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 39 |
Team Orv | 15 | 7 | 8 | 0 | 14 | 150 | 30.0 | 0.467 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 28 |
Haukster | 15 | 5 | 10 | 0 | 10 | 126 | 25.2 | 0.333 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 31 |
EZ | 15 | 4 | 11 | 0 | 8 | 129 | 25.8 | 0.267 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 38 |
T-Man | 15 | 3 | 12 | 0 | 6 | 139 | 27.8 | 0.200 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 30 |
Vinny | 15 | 1 | 14 | 0 | 2 | 95 | 19.0 | 0.067 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 20 |
WHOSE CARD WAS IT?
REMEMBERING
Week 23: Two To Go
First up, WE ARE IN THE WORLD CUP!
The last time Canada was in the World Cup, a young Larry Robinson hoisted le Coupe Stanley for the Habs.
TRADE DEADLINE SHRAPNEL
LOTS OF GOALS THIS WEEK
Oilers’ social media didn’t want to talk about the 9-6 loss to the Flames on Saturday.
PENGUINS 11 RED WINGS 2
JUST SEND JUSTIN
Always finish your checks, kids. Especially if you’re the puck carrier. (Click the play button; you’ll thank me later.)
THE WEEK IN BULLETS
- Big Week: Tman with 53 points.
- No movement with the top 3 as they all went 3-0
- Fulty’s magic number to clinch 1st is 4; a combo of his wins and R&S losses
- R&S’s number to clinch is 9 (their wins and F’s losses)
- T-Man’s number is 9 (his wins and F’s losses)
- EZ will finish 4th at worst; Still has a slim shot at 1,2, or 3
- Vinny’s finishing 5th.
- Cordy jumped up 2 spots; Team Orv jumped up one.
- Stifler gets the last pickup of the year. This one can’t be traded as we’re past the trade deadline
- Next week will be the regular season’s penultimate week. Look it up.
- Playoffs start in 3 weeks.
STANDINGS
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | TP | AVG | % | W | L | T | PWk | |
1. Fulty | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 | 112 | 825 | 35.9 | 0.812 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 50 |
2. R&S | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 | 108 | 803 | 34.9 | 0.783 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 50 |
3. Tman | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 | 107 | 821 | 35.7 | 0.775 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 53 |
4. EZ | 69 | 48 | 16 | 5 | 101 | 783 | 34.0 | 0.732 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 48 |
5. Vinny | 69 | 40 | 26 | 3 | 83 | 669 | 29.1 | 0.601 | . | 0 | 2 | 1 | 39 |
6. TeamOrv | 69 | 30 | 35 | 4 | 64 | 651 | 28.3 | 0.464 | . | 1 | 1 | 1 | 39 |
7. Rolphy | 69 | 30 | 36 | 3 | 63 | 656 | 28.5 | 0.457 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 32 |
8. Derko | 69 | 27 | 38 | 4 | 58 | 623 | 27.1 | 0.420 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 40 |
9. JBR | 69 | 23 | 41 | 5 | 51 | 626 | 27.2 | 0.370 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 34 |
10. Cordy | 69 | 21 | 44 | 4 | 46 | 617 | 26.8 | 0.333 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 43 |
11. Erty | 69 | 21 | 44 | 4 | 46 | 562 | 24.4 | 0.333 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 26 |
12. Haukster | 69 | 21 | 44 | 4 | 46 | 504 | 21.9 | 0.333 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 22 |
13. GnR | 69 | 20 | 48 | 1 | 41 | 573 | 24.9 | 0.297 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 38 |
14. Stifler | 69 | 19 | 48 | 2 | 40 | 545 | 23.7 | 0.290 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 28 |
AVERAGES – Tman – best fwards; Rolphy – best rook; R&S – best D; EZ – best goalie; Fulty – best vet & best overall
AVGS | T | F | & | V | J | E | Z | D | C | S | H | O | R | G |
Fwards | 1 | 2 | 3 | 10 | 5 | 13 | 4 | 7 | 6 | 12 | 14 | 8 | 9 | 11 |
Rook | 11 | 2 | 10 | 3 | 7 | 14 | 4 | 5 | 11 | 13 | 7 | 9 | 1 | 6 |
Vet | 4 | 1 | 11 | 3 | 2 | 14 | 9 | 13 | 6 | 8 | 10 | 5 | 7 | 12 |
D | 5 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 10 | 7 | 2 | 12 | 10 | 13 | 14 | 9 | 4 | 8 |
Goal | 10 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 13 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 11 | 6 | 4 | 14 | 12 |
Tot | 2 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 8 | 12 | 4 | 9 | 10 | 13 | 14 | 7 | 6 | 11 |
UNTIL NEXT WEEK…
Week 17 – Lots to Discuss: Olympics, Oilers, Fulty in 1st…
THE OLYMPICS ARE IN PROGRESS… and, um, there no problems so far?
- First place: Gold
- Second place: Silver
- Third place: Bronze
- Criticize China: Incinerator
MEANWHILE, IN EDMONTON…
Great article in The Athletic about “The Wednesday Game” where Former baseball MVP and BC-boy Justin Morneau creates an icy ‘Field of Dreams’ in Minnesota. Check the video below. It’ll bring back memories of Haukster’s awesome rink, T-Man’s Microns, and the Panago delivery boy.
Brings back memories of days gone by…
Habs are BAD!
Taoistic Tuukka Rask Retires
Haukster grabbed Rask in the 3rd round in 2006, one pick after he took Habs goalie Cristobal Huet. He kept the better tender.
THE WEEK IN BULLETS
- New leader as Fulty jumps into first; first time this year he has been in 1st.
- He was in 7th in week 3 but has consistently climbed, never dropping back in any week since then; He’s on a 15-0 run
- Fulty had the big week of 36 points, helped by a 10-point Sunday
- R&S just 1 point behind
- EZ claws back some ground from R&S; 3 pts back of top spot
- Tman and Vinny gain no ground
- Haukster holding down last playoff spot
- Besides F, all these teams moved up one spot in the standings: C, D, E, J, & R: Haukster dropped 4 spots
- Pick up goes to a lottery. A 6 is rolled so the week 18 pick up goes to Cordy.
STANDINGS
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | TP | AVG | % | W | L | T | PWk | |
1. Fulty | 51 | 39 | 10 | 2 | 80 | 580 | 34.1 | 0.784 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 36 |
2. R&S | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 | 79 | 536 | 31.5 | 0.775 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 25 |
3. EZ | 51 | 37 | 11 | 3 | 77 | 552 | 32.5 | 0.755 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 27 |
4. Tman | 51 | 35 | 13 | 3 | 73 | 564 | 33.2 | 0.716 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 30 |
5. Vinny | 51 | 31 | 19 | 1 | 63 | 473 | 27.8 | 0.618 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 20 |
6. Rolphy | 51 | 22 | 26 | 3 | 47 | 462 | 27.2 | 0.461 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 32 |
7. Orv | 51 | 22 | 27 | 2 | 46 | 445 | 26.2 | 0.451 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 26 |
8. JBR | 51 | 20 | 28 | 3 | 43 | 445 | 26.2 | 0.422 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 32 |
9. Derko | 51 | 18 | 29 | 4 | 40 | 415 | 24.4 | 0.392 | . | 1 | 1 | 1 | 24 |
10. Erty | 51 | 19 | 31 | 1 | 39 | 404 | 23.8 | 0.382 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 28 |
11. Haukster | 51 | 18 | 31 | 2 | 38 | 378 | 22.2 | 0.373 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 16 |
12. Cordy | 51 | 14 | 33 | 4 | 32 | 416 | 24.5 | 0.314 | . | 1 | 1 | 1 | 24 |
13. Stifler | 51 | 14 | 35 | 2 | 30 | 388 | 22.8 | 0.294 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 18 |
14. GNR | 51 | 13 | 37 | 1 | 27 | 392 | 23.1 | 0.265 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 16 |
AVERAGES
T | F | & | V | J | E | Z | D | C | S | H | O | R | G | |
Forw | 1 | 2 | 3 | 8 | 6 | 14 | 4 | 9 | 5 | 10 | 12 | 7 | 11 | 12 |
Rook | 11 | 6 | 10 | 2 | 6 | 14 | 4 | 4 | 12 | 13 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 3 |
Vet | 3 | 7 | 11 | 3 | 1 | 13 | 8 | 12 | 5 | 9 | 10 | 6 | 2 | 14 |
Dmn | 5 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 14 | 13 | 10 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 8 |
Goal | 9 | 7 | 4 | 7 | 11 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 9 | 13 | 6 | 4 | 14 | 11 |
Tot | 2 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 7 | 11 | 3 | 10 | 9 | 13 | 14 | 7 | 6 | 12 |
THAT’S ALL FOR THIS WEEK BUT REMEMBER, TAX SEASON IS HERE
Week 15 – Why Are You So Pissy?
Things are tough in Oil Town, and they spilled over Tuesday when Jim Matheson (Hall of Fame reporter and Glen Sather’s personal lap dog) asked Leon Draisaitl why he was being “pissy” after Matheson didn’t get the response he wanted. Oilers’ Twitter came alive as many supported one side or the other, but the smart ones started selling T-Shirts.
It’s Been A Cold December. (and January)
The Oilers went on their traditional December tailspin but kept it alive for January as well. Here’s a chart to help with perspective.
Ex-OFHLer’s Son Does Good
For those of you who remember ex-OFHLer Warren Asuchak (aka WAsu) who was a GM from 1997 until 2005, here’s an article about his son, Spencer, who has carved out a nice little ECHL career. (link to story below pic)
WAsu entered the OFHL with expansion cousin Orv, and was best known for 2 things: trying to finish ahead of Orv each year, and demanding his money back when he didn’t.
UPDATED SKED
Here is the adjusted sked with the Olympic Break games scheduled. Things to note:
- Week 16 (this week) will run for 10 days (Jan 24-Feb 2) “Mini Super Week”
- No games Feb 3-6 (NHL All-Star Break)
- Weeks 17 & 18 added (both are normal Mon-Sun weeks)
THE WEEK IN BULLETS
- Rolphy has the big week with 49 points and jumps up 2 spots to 6th place
- Rolphy’s D-men contributed with 19 points between the 3 of them
- Fulty & TMan gain a game on EZ
- EZ in first based on TP (Total Player Points) as he’s tied with R&S but has 21 more player points
- GnR slip back into last and get the pick up for this week
STANDINGS
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | TP | AVG | % | W | L | T | PWk | |
EZ | 45 | 34 | 8 | 3 | 71 | 476 | 31.7 | 0.789 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 43 |
R&S | 45 | 35 | 9 | 1 | 71 | 455 | 30.3 | 0.789 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 37 |
Fulty | 45 | 33 | 10 | 2 | 68 | 479 | 31.9 | 0.756 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 45 |
TMan | 45 | 31 | 11 | 3 | 65 | 473 | 31.5 | 0.722 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 46 |
Vinny | 45 | 28 | 16 | 1 | 57 | 411 | 27.4 | 0.633 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 33 |
Rolphy | 45 | 19 | 23 | 3 | 41 | 390 | 26.0 | 0.456 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 49 |
Haukster | 45 | 18 | 25 | 2 | 38 | 331 | 22.1 | 0.422 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 21 |
Team Orv | 45 | 17 | 26 | 2 | 36 | 378 | 25.2 | 0.400 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 31 |
Derko | 45 | 16 | 26 | 3 | 35 | 359 | 23.9 | 0.389 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 30 |
Erty | 45 | 17 | 27 | 1 | 35 | 347 | 23.1 | 0.389 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 32 |
JBR | 45 | 15 | 27 | 3 | 33 | 358 | 23.9 | 0.367 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 24 |
Stifler | 45 | 14 | 29 | 2 | 30 | 345 | 23.0 | 0.333 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 33 |
Cordy | 45 | 11 | 31 | 3 | 25 | 352 | 23.5 | 0.278 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 33 |
GnR | 45 | 12 | 32 | 1 | 25 | 331 | 22.1 | 0.278 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 31 |
AVERAGES
T | F | & | V | J | E | Z | D | C | S | H | O | R | G | |
Fwd | 1 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 10 | 13 | 3 | 9 | 7 | 6 | 11 | 7 | 12 | 14 |
Rook | 11 | 8 | 10 | 2 | 5 | 13 | 3 | 3 | 12 | 14 | 9 | 7 | 1 | 6 |
Vet | 4 | 7 | 10 | 3 | 2 | 13 | 7 | 12 | 5 | 9 | 10 | 6 | 1 | 14 |
Dmen | 5 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 10 | 8 | 3 | 14 | 13 | 9 | 12 | 10 | 4 | 7 |
Goal | 8 | 10 | 5 | 6 | 12 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 9 | 13 | 6 | 4 | 14 | 10 |
Tot | 3 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 9 | 11 | 2 | 8 | 10 | 12 | 13 | 7 | 6 | 13 |
Who’s Trending Up This Past Month?
- Forwards: Team Orv’s forwards have had their average move up the most in the past month
- Rookie: GnR
- Vet: R&S
- Dmen: JBR
- Goal: Vinny
- Overall: Fulty
UNTIL NEXT WEEK – Consider how good Ovie has been and continues to be.
Week 7 – There’s a New New Jersey Jersey
With traditionalist Lou Lamoriello finally gone from the New Jersey Devils, the club introduced its first-ever 3rd jersey, designed by ex-goalie and current fashionista Marty Brodeur.
Devils are adamant that the jersey is filled with symbolism; 21 stripes on the jersey equal the 21 counties in the state and not an homage to the 1921 Black Hawks who wore this exact same schema.
In keeping with the New Jersey minimalist-inspired 3rd jersey, many other items also hit the market in time for Black Friday.
And it’s not stopping with merchandise…
The “Dub” is Back!
Want your In-Laws to visit but don’t want to hang out with them? Predators introduced this ingenious ticket package.
We Knew Garland Was Tiny, But….
Tage Thompson, on the other hand…
Zegras owes Draisaitl $100
THE WEEK IN BULLETS
- Best week? Ren & Stimpy with 39 points, Cale Makar had 11 by himself
- 3-0 weeks? R&S, Fulty, Erty, and Haukster
- Erty’s the big mover this week jumping 3 spots up to 10th and back into the playoff mix
- Haukster sits 5th, just one point out of a $ $pot
- Cordy, Stifler, & GnR are outside the playoffs right now
- Fulty aka “Mustache, Mustache Boy” owned Movember going 11-1
- Derko used the Wk 8 pick up to grab Principal Skinner from the Oilers
- The pickup goes to a lottery again and GnR get it again as T-man’s Robo-Roller rolled a 2
STANDINGS
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | TP | AVG | % | W | L | T | PWk | |
eZ | 21 | 17 | 3 | 1 | 35 | 230 | 32.9 | 0.833 | T | 2 | 1 | 0 | 28 |
T man | 21 | 16 | 4 | 1 | 33 | 232 | 33.1 | 0.786 | H | 2 | 1 | 0 | 34 |
R&S | 21 | 16 | 5 | 0 | 32 | 231 | 33.0 | 0.762 | I | 3 | 0 | 0 | 39 |
Fulty | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 | 31 | 224 | 32.0 | 0.738 | S | 3 | 0 | 0 | 37 |
Haukster | 21 | 14 | 5 | 2 | 30 | 206 | 29.4 | 0.714 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 31 |
Vinny | 21 | 12 | 9 | 0 | 24 | 192 | 27.4 | 0.571 | W | 1 | 2 | 0 | 30 |
Rolphy | 21 | 8 | 11 | 2 | 18 | 202 | 28.9 | 0.429 | E | 1 | 2 | 0 | 27 |
JBR | 21 | 8 | 11 | 2 | 18 | 188 | 26.9 | 0.429 | E | 2 | 1 | 0 | 33 |
Orv | 21 | 8 | 13 | 0 | 16 | 175 | 25.0 | 0.381 | K | 0 | 3 | 0 | 24 |
Erty | 21 | 7 | 13 | 1 | 15 | 164 | 23.4 | 0.357 | . | 3 | 0 | 0 | 36 |
Derko | 21 | 6 | 13 | 2 | 14 | 177 | 25.3 | 0.333 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 30 |
Cordy | 21 | 5 | 15 | 1 | 11 | 172 | 24.6 | 0.262 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 27 |
Stifler | 21 | 4 | 16 | 1 | 9 | 173 | 24.7 | 0.214 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 25 |
GnR |
21 | 4 | 17 | 0 | 8 | 135 | 19.3 | 0.190 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 14 |
AVERAGES – Ez overtaken by T & R&S
T | F | & | V | J | E | Z | D | C | S | H | O | R | G | |
F | 1 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 6 | 13 | 5 | 11 | 10 | 6 | 4 | 8 | 12 | 14 |
R | 9 | 5 | 11 | 5 | 4 | 13 | 2 | 7 | 11 | 14 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 9 |
V | 3 | 6 | 12 | 2 | 3 | 12 | 5 | 10 | 6 | 9 | 6 | 11 | 1 | 14 |
D | 5 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 13 | 7 | 2 | 11 | 10 | 13 | 8 | 12 | 3 | 8 |
G | 8 | 12 | 4 | 8 | 12 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 11 | 4 | 7 | 14 | 8 |
Tot | 1 | 4 | 2 | 7 | 8 | 13 | 3 | 9 | 12 | 11 | 5 | 10 | 6 | 14 |
QUOTES
“I will personally challenge anyone who wants to get rid of fighting to a fight.”
Brian Burke
UNTIL NEXT WEEK…
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