Week 3 Update

RAMBLINGS

• Cordy & Fulty tie for the Big Week with 37
• Cordy’s in first at 8-0, Fulty also undefeated at 7-0-1
• Derko & GoJo went 3-0
• Stifler has the stinky week with 13
• JBR leads the “Great Auston Matthews Turtle Race” with an 0-9 record
• JBR grabbed Tobias Reider AZ with the pick up
• Week 3 pick up went to a Lottery – JBR got #1,2,3 – Durand got 4,5 – Haukster got #6 — and a “4” was rolled so Stifler gets this week’s pick-up
• Cut-Down Day is Nov 1. Make sure you know the rules/age limits for prospects, etc…

OTHER RAMBLINGS

The Canadian Election is over and we are now blessed to have a drama teacher leading our country. Yes, a “drama teacher.” Bad enough we elected a “teacher,” but a “DRAMA TEACHER?” These are the people who never attend staff meetings unless they need to bitch about who borrowed the box set of Downton Abbey; or that they’re feeling “harassed” because the Chemistry teacher in the room beside them asks if the drama kids could “keep it down a bit” during “Primal Scream Therapy” sessions. C’mon Canada! In what important sector of Canadian society would we say, “We could have a lawyer or an economist lead our organization, but I think it’s time we tried the drama teacher. Oh, and he was also a rafting instructor and camp counselor. Sounds like the perfect leader.”

Oh well, to be fair, it was time for a change and we will see what the future brings. Besides, his father was pseudo-smart. A having a smart daddy who once was a leader has gotta count for something. No?

Rant over…

Blue Jays are done and we can now forget about that distraction called baseball, unless you’re a fan of The Simpsons & The World Series? Check out the ad below.

OFHL TROPHIES

Derko forgot to bring the OFHL Championship trophy to the draft, but he did present it to Fulty at Horty’s last week. Here Fulty celebrates in his typical “low-key” style.

Fulty rockin’ the two-tone pjs

But it will take Fulty a while to get as many titles as Floyd Mayweather Jr.

Worst twitter response, “Is that little green belt the one he used to beat his wife?”

Ever feel bad when your team does an embarrassing screw-up? Check out the 20 WORST PLAYS IN SPORT. Consider Derkos’ collapse in 2008 wedged in there between Greg Norman’s 1996 Masters collapse at #8 and Bayern Munich’s 3 minutes of hell in the 1999 Champions League final (to ManU supporters, this was more of an epic comeback than a Bayern collapse.)

The Kids Are Alright – This year ranks as one of the best rookie classes in a while. Here, SI ranks the NHL’S 10 GREATEST ROOKIE CLASSES SINCE EXPANSION

Here’s another ranking. TOP 30 NHL PLAY-BY-PLAY ANNOUNCERS. ‘Nucks Shorthouse came in at 19. Thanks alot, John Garrett.

THEY HATE US CUZ THEY ANUS — Need another reason to love Evander Kane? The guy takes a helicopter to the Jays-Royals game 3.

Another lovable guy…. Torts is back in the league with the CBJs. If you forgot about him, here’s a nice reminder.

POTW

Habs, Habs, Habs…

They’re the hottest team in the league, had last week’s POTW and have two players tie for the honor this week. PK and Markov each had 7 points.

Weird Russians

In NHL gossip news……More kudos to last weeks’ POTW. He’s going to be a daddy.

Oh, and he also donated thousands of dollars of equipment to WLMHA. CBC.ca Good kid; Good kid.

STANDINGS

TEAM	G	W	L	T	PTS	PWk	TP	AVG	%
Cordy	8	8	0	0	16	37	106	35.3	1.000
Fulty	8	7	0	1	15	37	94	31.3	0.938
Derko	8	6	1	1	13	31	74	24.7	0.813
GoJo	8	6	2	0	12	29	87	29.0	0.750
Rolphy	8	5	3	0	10	30	70	23.3	0.625
Orv	8	4	3	1	9	24	74	24.7	0.563
Vinny	8	4	4	0	8	21	77	25.7	0.500
Erty	8	4	4	0	8	33	65	21.7	0.500
eZ	9	3	5	1	7	15	64	21.3	0.389
T-Man	9	3	6	0	6	27	80	26.7	0.333
Haukster	9	1	8	0	2	25	62	20.7	0.111
Stifler	8	1	7	0	2	13	51	17.0	0.125
JBR	9	0	9	0	0	15	49	16.3	0.000