Blog Archives
Week 18: The Battle of Alberta is BACK!
Apparently, the Chiefs won something today. Good for those boys!
Sure, the Kassian-Tkachuk thing grabbed the headlines, but it appeared to be mostly hype…then this happened,
https://gfycat.com/frayedequaljackal
Yep! That’s little skinny Nuge and Boring Sean Monahan throwin’ down. Add in a Giordano knee, a Nurse cross-check, a stick flip, (sometimes karma’s a Rittich) and a 6′ 6″ guy named “Buddy” looking like the second coming of Derek Boogaard and you’ve got yourself a rivalry rekindled. Just hope they meet in the playoffs.
THE WEEK IN BULLETS
T-Man reached out for some divine intervention this week and let Ren & Stimpy know about it:
- Big Week went to ERTY with 41 points
- 3-0 weeks for E, H, and R&S
- Haukster eked out two 1-pt wins this week and increased his lead over T-Man by 12 points. To quote T-Man,
- Yes, Haukster had the Chiefs for the win.
- Vinny had the 3rd best week but on managed a 1-2 record
- Rolphy abandons his team for a week as he flees to Mexico; teams rallies for a 2-1 week
- Fulty moves up one spot to 3rd; Erty moves up to 6th
- Pick up for week 18 goes to team Orv again as T-Man’s dice app rolls a “5”
STANDINGS
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | TP | AVG | % | W | L | T | PWk | |
H | 54 | 43 | 8 | 3 | 89 | 625 | 34.7 | 0.824 | T | 3 | 0 | 0 | 33 |
T | 54 | 38 | 15 | 1 | 77 | 595 | 33.1 | 0.713 | H | 2 | 1 | 0 | 31 |
F | 54 | 32 | 19 | 3 | 67 | 576 | 32.0 | 0.620 | I | 2 | 1 | 0 | 32 |
G | 54 | 32 | 19 | 3 | 67 | 529 | 29.4 | 0.620 | S | 1 | 2 | 0 | 24 |
J | 54 | 29 | 21 | 4 | 62 | 519 | 28.8 | 0.574 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 27 |
E | 54 | 27 | 24 | 3 | 57 | 532 | 29.6 | 0.528 | W | 3 | 0 | 0 | 41 |
Z | 54 | 27 | 25 | 2 | 56 | 522 | 29.0 | 0.519 | E | 1 | 2 | 0 | 24 |
V | 54 | 23 | 26 | 5 | 51 | 503 | 27.9 | 0.472 | E | 1 | 2 | 0 | 32 |
& | 54 | 24 | 29 | 1 | 49 | 499 | 27.7 | 0.454 | K | 3 | 0 | 0 | 32 |
S | 54 | 21 | 30 | 3 | 45 | 491 | 27.3 | 0.417 | . | 1 | 2 | 0 | 25 |
D | 54 | 19 | 31 | 4 | 42 | 461 | 25.6 | 0.389 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 18 |
C | 54 | 19 | 34 | 1 | 39 | 519 | 28.8 | 0.361 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 23 |
O | 54 | 13 | 38 | 3 | 29 | 431 | 23.9 | 0.269 | . | 0 | 3 | 0 | 18 |
R | 54 | 13 | 41 | 0 | 26 | 422 | 23.4 | 0.241 | . | 2 | 1 | 0 | 25 |
AVERAGES
RANK | F | T | C | D | G | E | H | V | Z | R | J | O | S | & |
F6 | 1 | 3 | 12 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 8 | 9 | 14 | 5 | 12 | 10 | 11 |
R | 5 | 3 | 7 | 13 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 12 | 9 | 9 | 13 | 8 | 5 |
V | 2 | 5 | 8 | 14 | 7 | 5 | 4 | 11 | 9 | 12 | 1 | 3 | 13 | 10 |
D3 | 10 | 3 | 1 | 14 | 8 | 11 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 7 | 13 | 12 | 9 | 4 |
G2 | 7 | 9 | 4 | 11 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 12 | 7 | 14 | 10 | 13 | 1 | 6 |
Tot | 3 | 2 | 7 | 12 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 9 | 6 | 13 | 7 | 14 | 11 | 10 |
ORV’RTIME
THE LAST WORD… (from the Vinny files)
Good Kid!
Week 18 – Fly Like an Eagle(s)
EAGLES WIN!!!
THE WEEK THAT WAS
- Vinny had the big week with 35.5 points and went 3-0
- Derko, Stifler & Orv all were perfect as well
- Vinny, Stifler, & Rolphy all jumped up one spot in the standings
- Derko is 6 points clear of 2nd
- Fulty is 6 points clear of 3rd
- Orv’s Yandle FL & Cordy’s Malkin PT tied with 8points for POTW
- R&S pick up Anthony Beauvillier NYI for the 2nd time in two years. They must really like him.
- R&S get another pick up for this week
- Remember this goalie?
COACHING CATEGORY?
Kamloops Blazers coach Don Hay became the winningest head coach in WHL history last weekend as his Blazers beat the Portland Winterhawks, 4-2. Hay now has 743 regular-season victories. Congrats to Hayzer! Only 450 more and he catches Brian Kilrea of the Ottawa 67s. When Killer retired from coaching he had won 1,193 regular-season games. Think about that for a moment. . . . A coach would have to win 50 games in 24 straight seasons to beat him.
FROM THE VAULT
SHRAPNEL
Sean Monahan was spreading the Gospel of Mental Health this week…
He is a concerned, caring individual…
Bob Mackenzie revealed his mid-season awards winners
If I was Gallant, I’d show up to the NHL awards in a taxi.
Headline from the New York Times
STANDINGS
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | PWk | TP | AVG | % |
D | 54 | 43 | 11 | 0 | 86 | 33.50 | 671.75 | 37.32 | 0.796 |
F | 54 | 40 | 14 | 0 | 80 | 27.50 | 626.75 | 34.82 | 0.741 |
V | 54 | 37 | 17 | 0 | 74 | 35.50 | 568.00 | 31.56 | 0.685 |
H | 54 | 36 | 18 | 0 | 72 | 24.25 | 589.50 | 32.75 | 0.667 |
T | 54 | 32 | 21 | 1 | 65 | 30.25 | 604.75 | 33.60 | 0.602 |
C | 54 | 31 | 23 | 0 | 62 | 32.50 | 552.00 | 30.67 | 0.574 |
E | 54 | 29 | 24 | 1 | 59 | 28.50 | 562.75 | 31.26 | 0.546 |
R | 54 | 23 | 29 | 2 | 48 | 28.25 | 499.50 | 27.75 | 0.444 |
G | 54 | 23 | 30 | 1 | 47 | 26.50 | 539.00 | 29.94 | 0.435 |
Z | 54 | 22 | 30 | 2 | 46 | 21.00 | 505.25 | 28.07 | 0.426 |
S | 54 | 17 | 36 | 1 | 35 | 32.25 | 451.00 | 25.06 | 0.324 |
J | 54 | 17 | 37 | 0 | 34 | 20.00 | 464.00 | 25.78 | 0.315 |
O | 54 | 13 | 41 | 0 | 26 | 28.75 | 420.50 | 23.36 | 0.241 |
& | 54 | 11 | 43 | 0 | 22 | 19.50 | 407.75 | 22.65 | 0.204 |
UNTIL NEXT WEEK…
Olympics start this week. Click on the pick to find the TEAM CANADA roster.
Week 4 – Cut Down Day
CUBS WIN!
The Indians currently have the longest streak in baseball at 68 years. During that stretch they’ve been to the World Series 4 times. The longest drought overall now belongs to the NFL’s Arizona Cardinals at 69 years.
Orv holds the OFHL record at 17 years – if only he could shake the Curse of T-Man calling him a “One-Hit Wonder.”
THE WEEKLY RANT
- It’s cut-down day. Each team should be down to 30 players (13 on your active roster, 12 on the bench, 5 on the prospect list)
- You can activate the prospects to your roster but you must have room (might have to cut a guy)
- You can go over 5 prospects if you acquire one by trade.
- Once a prospect is moved off the list he can’t be a prospect again for the rest of the year.
- How the mighty have fallen! Vinny goes from the perfect week to the stinky week with 15 points.
- Cordy had the big week with 50 points
- Fulty’s on top. Cordy & Vinny are 2 back. Rolphy is 3 back.
- Orv is the bottom-feeder for the 4th straight week so the pick-up goes to a lottery again.
- Orv gets 1,2,3. R&S get 4,5. Stifler gets 6. And it’s a “1” that is rolled so Orvy gets the week 4 pick-up
- The Wk 3 pick-up saw R&S take Anthony Beauvillier from the NYI and drop Jimmy “Purple” Hayes.
PLAYER OF THE WEEK
POTW is shared between T-Man’s King Henrik NYR and Cordy’s Crawford CH who earnd garnered 8 points. Also grabbing the emotional POTW is Cubs designated super-fan, Bill Murray for his World Series antics.
SHRAPNEL
The Province explains why Tryamkin doesn’t want to be sent to the AHL – the busses have no leg room! He’s been talked to by management but those Ruskies are funny. How do you explain this? The Canucks lose back-to-back games against the Oilers and Capitals. Those clubs, as is their prerogative, gloat about their wins on their Instagram accounts. And Tryamkin “likes” both.
Obviously he’s new to Instagram and just “Likes” everything…
Habs lose 10-0 to Columbus Fun Facts:
- Canadiens haven`t been shutout 10-0 or worse since Jan. 4, 1942 (lost 10-0 to Red Wings)
- Funny what a single game can do: Al Montoya’s statistics entering 10-0 loss: 1.47 GAA, .955 SV%. After: 3.15 GAA, .908 SV%.
- Al Montoya and Sergei Bobrovsky each made 30 saves in that game. Bobrovsky’s team won 10-0.
Jersey Fouls:
Valeri Nichushkin, who has 22 penalty minutes in 166 career NHL games, is playing in the KHL this year. He just took on 6-4, 254-pound goon Evgeny Artyukhin in a fight. Not a bad effort. Shame about the uppercut. Sorry EZ. No points for you.
More Boring Sean Monahan Tweets
STANDINGS
TEAM | G | W | L | T | PTS | PWk | TP | AVG | % |
Fulty | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 20 | 33 | 127 | 31.8 | 0.833 |
Kmsh | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 18 | 50 | 137 | 34.3 | 0.750 |
TV | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 18 | 15 | 110 | 27.5 | 0.750 |
Rolphy | 12 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 17 | 36 | 117 | 29.3 | 0.708 |
Ertz | 12 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 14 | 28 | 114 | 28.5 | 0.583 |
D’Oh | 12 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 14 | 31 | 107 | 26.8 | 0.583 |
Zweirsy | 12 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 12 | 33 | 118 | 29.5 | 0.500 |
GOjo | 12 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 11 | 17 | 108 | 27.0 | 0.458 |
Hauksta | 12 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 11 | 24 | 107 | 26.8 | 0.458 |
JbR | 12 | 5 | 7 | 0 | 10 | 21 | 97 | 24.3 | 0.417 |
T*Man | 12 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 29 | 95 | 23.8 | 0.292 |
Durand | 12 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 20 | 84 | 21.0 | 0.292 |
Chad & Stimpy | 12 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 5 | 17 | 65 | 16.3 | 0.208 |
Geoff | 12 | 2 | 10 | 0 | 4 | 23 | 75 | 18.8 | 0.167 |
PARTING SHOT
More Boring Sean Monahan
The NHL trade deadline is next Wednesday. If a team wants to make a trade on Thursday they won’t be able to because it’s past the deadline.
I scored 2 goals tonight and everyone was very happy. Joe Colborne said I’m glad you have 17 goals and I said actually Joe it’s now 18.
I was signing a few autographs tonight and one of them looked like I wrote money ham. My name is Monahan not money ham, it was so funny.
Before tonight’s game Markus Granlund dropped his tape and it rolled down the dressing room floor, I gave it back to him and he said thanks.
Finland won bronze today and they’re really happy. The USA didn’t win bronze today so they’re not as happy as the Finland team.
I asked Chris Butler if he would ever drive a Lamborghini in Miami and he said I’m not Justin Bieber. I said I know,you’re Chris Butler.
I thought coach Tortorella was coming into our dressing room to say hi but he wasn’t.
Kevin Westgarth said he is so hungry he could eat a boiled boot. McGrattan said I’ll give you a boot. Those 2 are so funny.
Mike Smith is the goalie for the Phoenix Coyotes. Mike Smith also plays Bubbles on the Trailer Park Boys but they’re not the same.
Earlier today I found a spoon in the fork section of the cutlery drawer, I must have placed it there by mistake.
I just heard someone say that a Seahawk is a submarine. I wanted to tell them it’s actually an Osprey but I didn’t tell them.
I was just taping up my stick but I ran out of tape. I couldn’t believe it, I asked Ben Street if I could use his and he said I could.
Paul Byron text me that the Oilers signed Hendrix. I said no it’s Hendricks, he said OH, I thought it was Hendrix I said no it’s Hendricks.
Tonight we play against St. Louis. Not Martin St. Louis, he’s not a city he is a hockey player. St. Louis is a city and we play them tonight
I asked Karri Ramo if he enjoyed not letting any goals in last night and he told me he really enjoyed it.
I said thanks to TJ Galiardi for helping me score my goal, he said no problem I like helping and then Joe Colborne said I like helping too.
Brian McGrattan just pinched Reto Berra’s bum and said Happy Birthday. Everyone was laughing, it was so funny.
I thought Glencross just said I like my snake hair but he didn’t, he said I like my steak rare. I found it odd that he would like snake hair.
I asked Joe Colborne over for breakfast but he said he already had a sausage in his mouth. That guy is just the funniest.
I asked Reto Berra if he practiced that reverse leg save and he said he didn’t, then he asked me if I practiced my move and I said I did.
You must be logged in to post a comment.